Who would you marry?

this isnt one of those "what SG is the Hottest?" or "whos the sexiest member?" threads, no, this ones for appreciating people on a deeper level: who on this site (be it SG or regular member) has all the qualities youve ever desired in another human being?

Oprah.

i doubt anyone has all the qualities I'd ever desire in another human being, that seems unrealistic. And I don't know anyone on SG well enough to answer the question. Although there are a few girls (SG's and members) who on looks alone have made me say, "I'd marry her on the spot." But that's just a thing I do, I have intimacy issues like whoa.

halsparks for his money, and for all the poontang he'd be bringing around the house.

...

What?

Man, that question's too easy.

Llona

William Shatner

I hadn't considered that. Good call.

Definitely Oprah.

People here aren't real. This is just the internet.

I knew it!

If I was into the whole marriage thing, and if she'd have me, I'd marry this little blue-teethed beauty in a second:

I'd marry Trevor because he's got the geigh.

Martha Stewart.

Oh no, you've figured out my secret! I'm really just a big PERL script that spews out un-insightfull comments.

Only for you, sweet ass.

the_cowboy because he promised that if we ever marry, we can have the reception at "Wings 'N' More."

And I was just going to ask who that was.

[Edited on Mar 13, 2005 by BillHaverchuck]

lol~

MAAAAD BANK

your mom

I'd marry schoolgirl.

Al even though I'm kind of afraid of her or Ciel.
For reasons stated in her name alone.

Lets talk about more important juicy details. Who would you divorce?




Nah, im just kidding.

ALF.