Stupid Shit

I went to a club tonight and convinced a girl to show the D.J. her tits in order to get him to play some DMX. What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?

Drink too much.

Read this thread?

Ha ha! I keed I keeed

Get really drunk every thursday night, when I have class from 8am-11am and then work from 1pm-5pm every friday.

No, this is a completely retarded thread that I'll be ashamed of as soon as I wake up tomorrow morning.

one time a did something for a girl because she showed me her tits.
those crazy kindergarten days..

You only got her to do it because she thought you were Andy Dick.

*zing*

induced a psychotic episode in someone who was frying.

That and all the jagermeister.

And I do look like Andy Dick, I freely admit it.

[Edited on Mar 13, 2005 by PsychoMagnet]

You're right. That is pretty stupid.

But at least you got to see them. Selfish. Tsk tsk. Next time get her to show US (or at least me) her tits. Now thats smarts

Steal bowling balls out of an unlocked truck and then tossing said bowling balls into the pool at the apartment complex it was parked at while stripping down to our underware and swimming in said pool and waving at the apartment manager who was calling the cops while she watched the whole affair.

That's a good story, we should hang out sometime.

I drank a case of beer and a pint of vodka about 4 hours before I had to go to work at 9am. Uh, yeah, I called in sick. I ended up puking into my pillowcase four times.

Now *that* was a good time...

Cyber

Can I borrow fifty-six hundred dollars? Business investment.

Stupid fucking pyramid scheme......

Yes please first send a processing fee to my business associate Mr. Jeffrey St. Paul of the address 965 Longdong Road New Briton CT. He will be a liason and I trust you will be happy in dealings with him. As my country is in state of war, I should also need to transfer to you the amount of $1,000,000 (One Million U.S. Dollars.) This matter is of the highest regard. Best Wishes, Mr, Nagdajaye Hindoooua. Nigeria.

i flashed a bartender for free shots of jager. that's not really the stupidest thing i've ever done though. i've done too much stupid shit to have a stupidest thing.

I've still got some jager left?

....hey....i've got some Jager too.... hey... suddenly, LOTS of people seem to have some of the stuff they're trying to shift.... i wonder why...

Can we close this thread? Everyone keeps talking about alcohol...

Only if we close the dragon penis thread.

I bet he wanted to give you free drinks the whole night..... and get your phone number. Wowzerz.

and Ive done so much.... forget it listing just a few would be pointless

Why don't we just close Chtin instead? Don't kill the messenger they say...and my poor thread was just that, a messenger...meaney...

Woozefa?