I remember when......

Some television stations actually stopped airing programs at 3 in the morning.

*just a random thought while watching tv.

We didn't have to wear helmets when riding a bike.

Now they sell those spots to infomercials

...I walked a mile both ways uphill in the snow to look at boobs on the internet.

You had to get up and walk all the way over to the TV to change the channel. And there were only 9 of them.

Actually, my dog ate the channel change button on my remote. I still have to do that.

Slap bracelets weren't banned in school.

No one had cell phones

yo-yos were cool.

Or how about when the first few DID have them? They were the size of BRICKS. Now one the size of a deck of cards is too big!

My cable box remote had a long cable, and just a dial to change the channels.

Or the VCR remote was on a cable.

edit: Shit, when we had VCRs!

[Edited on Mar 12, 2005 by toothpickmoe]

frogs spoke to me from the meadows.

OH, AND THE NATIONAL ANTHEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is it 3 am up there already?

Orange curtain.

I love you!

neon bomber pants with gekos on them were cool

It's like your Maginot Line, frog.

i rmeember when i could go oonto the internet check my email...

then get off all in like 10 minutes...

thanx SG for strippin me of that ability

What do you mean were? I still rock the duncan like no ones business.

... I used to be cool.
No, wait. I was never cool.

Me too, then they'd play God Bless America or The Star Spangled Banner or something, and go to a test pattern. Good times.

Conorad

Christo and Jeanne-Claude

Yeah, until the dead people suck you in there with them. They're HEEEE-ERE!