A MIddle Aged Lady Told Me I Look Like John Lennon

While I was waiting for the bus. I don't. She also thought I was too young to know who he is. She was nice, though. She managed to break through my iPod defenses.

John Lennon was hot.

I used to get this a lot. Go with it.

There was one winter when I had really short black hair, and lived in a black cap and a black peacoat. I used to get told I looked like a young Paul McCartney.

... I seemed to get confused for a boy a lot that winter.

Serves me right for wearing my hair down, instead of the Lil_Tuffy TM coif.

First you're ripping off Tuffy, now it's John Lennon...

I had to pretend I liked the Beatles. She was naming her favorite songs.

You're a liar, too? My God, Bill, my God.

I know. I also had to talk about Jesus with her.

Did you get a number too?

She tried to get me to go dancing with her and her sister. I was afraid she was going to ask for my number.

Sounds like you missed out on a gin-u-wine opportunity.

She was 27 years older than me.

There's a guy I see around town all the time that looks like john lennon.
There was a two year period where I would see him every time I left the house, it was kind of weird.
Be he looks exactly like what john lennon would look like present day.

Older chicks are where it's at. Look at Hollyweird, man. Get on the fucking bus! Wooo!

So what? Live a little. Go out dancing. It would have been a good time and I bet they would have paid for your drinking.

An old lady tried to kiss me once..and i let her...

She lost me around the time she started talking about Noah's Ark.

It's still dancing.

And Noah's Ark is code for ''have sex with me and my sister.''

You ever hear of a sugar mama?

We were waiting for the bus. Rich people don't ride the bus in DC.

All she needs to be is richer than YOU, uncle moneybags.

Werd.