Apologizing for Porn Addiction

There is a online ministry called Fires of Darkness that tries to help people overcome their addiction to pornography. They have thoughtfully provided e-cards to help you apologize for all the negative effects of your online porn addiction.

I can't think of a group that could use porn apology cards more than the folks here

E-cards for porn addicts

Wow... maybe it's just me, but is that photo SUGGESTIVE at all? *goes to beat off AGAIN*

hey, leave me the FUCK alone!! I can quit anytime i want to! just...one....more...fix...

does anyone remeber the sequence in pink floyd's the wall..with the sex flowers...well that is what this reminds me of

THANK you!!!

i think it's time i sent e-cards to everyone in the office...

Try not to feel sad Toreena, it's propaganda and it's supposed to make you feel that way.

Seeing that open beautiful flower only makes me want porn more, dammit i wasnt even gonna jack it for another 6 hrs, but here i go.!

Also from firesofdarkness.com: "I believe that it is possible that Satan might attack the infant while still in the womb and afflict his or her mind in such a way that he or she grows up following the lifestyle that surrounds homosexuals."

I love the internet. It gives me the opportunity to laugh at the fact that people really do have their heads that far up their asses without ever having to actually meet them. That whole site reminds me an awful lot of Landover Baptist.

Why don't they just use Georgia O'Keefe paintings?

I particularly cared for the Nike "Just Do It" anti-porn add.

I was swayed by the Pornograpy = Violence argument my freshman year of college. I felt very conflicted. I eventually came to my own conclusions and realized that Violence = Violence and Pornography != Pornography and that the whole issue is very complicated surrounding viewer, object, and intention. Suffice to say, I think sexuality is more complicated that most people are willing to admit too.

Hey, I don't do that- I just create traffic jams and those little hard things you bite into in a cheeseburger, which you really shouldn't be eating anyway, you pig you.