i've seen every form of combustion known to man

o damn. how i yearn for the day when i, too, can say that with all honesty.

how many forms are there?

Chemical combustion, internal combustion, spontaneous human combustion... the list goes on and on.

Combustion? Hmm, you mean like spontaneous? If I light my pot all rosy red does that count too?

I wish the 4th of july came 4 times a year

that brings up a funny story

my friends and I were really bored and the University was giving massive tours (all them high school kids were checking it out)

so I got into some wet clothes and put on a lab coat that was doused in gasoline. when the next tour group was just about in front of our door (it was summer btw), my friends yelled "LOOKOUT", lit my coat on fire, ignited a ballon full of hydrogen and oxygen and I ran out of the room at full tilt, right past the tour group (like down the hall, so they all had a good look), out the window and into a fountain.
I then got out of the fountain and walked back towards the room and yelled: "DAMMIT, THAT'S THE 3rd TIME THAT'S HAPPENNED"

im excercising some serious restarinat not to dork the crap out of this thread