I'm wearing pants.

pantsafire.

i'm wearing pants as well, but i wouldn't mind getting into someone else's

I'm wearing fuzzy pink butterfly slippers, a big T-shirt with Tsing Tao's name & logo on it, & some boxers I got for free at Sadisco*.
I'm bein' a total bum today!

A good pair of pants are hard to find. I'm so scrawny that I actually have to shop at Kid's Gap for pants. Luckily I'm naked so often that they rarely wear out.

are you saying there's a party in your pants and i'm invited?

We can pants if we wanna, we can leave your pants behind. And if you don't have pants and you need some pants you can borrow some pants of mine....

Yeah. That's a song my boyfriend made up while I was skinny dipping. I love it.

codpiece.

sometimes it is difficult for me to enjoy a good movie with pants on. I belive pants cuase all sorts of strange dieseases. Whooping cough for one. If you wear pants for to long with out taking them off, you may come down with a bad case of of the mumps. Or worse yet you may have dick in pants. Pants are bad. Pants....bad.

(sings along)

Can I live with you guys?