I'm SOOO not drunk enough

Unfortunately, I have. Her nosiness has reached across the continent.

Wow. That's quite a pull.

Jehovah's Witness?? I'm with Satan. Time to move!

I'm going to say this to every JW I meet now.

We have alot of Jehovah's Witness here. I tend to stay away from people who are overly religious. I used to be an altar boy, until they kicked me out. I would always fall asleep during mass, and they'd have to wake me up to get the communion. That and cause i told a priest to fuck off.

You've been on that site since the second you got home last night, haven't you?

yey for making out!