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Mykel

HOPEFUL

San Jose, CA

MAR 11, 2005 09:58 PM

Ok, so I honestly don't know what to do here, so if you think this is uncalled for, let me know, I won't mind. You guys probably still don't know me.
I'm just going out of my mind because my mom keeps asking me these questions (this is the second night in a row she's been tormenting me ) about some past boyfriends and rape and whatever.
It's making me really squeamish and I've had a really bad day already.
So... I don't know what I'm asking for here.
Love? Support? Smartass remarks having nothing to do with my post? Funny jokes? (or unfunny jokes)
The thing is, why now? Why not 6-8 years ago when all this stuff happened? Why is she bringing up all this stuff I try so hard to make go away? When did she become warm and fuzzy? This is the woman who used to call me a slut...
I'm kind of evading her and being vague. It always works. It doesn't make anyone go away, but it's better than spewing it all out there (like I'm doing here, haha. sorry about that, btw.)
*hits submit before thinking better of it*

[Edited on Mar 12, 2005 by softreply]

KorbenDallas

Qatar

January 2005

MAR 11, 2005 10:03 PM

Guilt is a hell of a drug!

JohnClement

Silver Spring, MD

January 2004

MAR 11, 2005 10:03 PM

Watch Wonderfalls.

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL

November 2004

MAR 11, 2005 10:03 PM

I ask this in all seriousness, is your mom in any kind of therapy? That could explain the interest in these subjects.

Mykel

HOPEFUL

San Jose, CA

MAR 11, 2005 10:08 PM

BillHaverchuck said:
Watch Wonderfalls.

haha, already did!
I'm Wonderfalled out.

Just kidding, it's not possible

Mykel

HOPEFUL

San Jose, CA

MAR 11, 2005 10:09 PM

PsychoMagnet said:
I ask this in all seriousness, is your mom in any kind of therapy? That could explain the interest in these subjects.

She's on meds now.
She didn't used to be.
Now she's all warm and fuzzy and talky and pissing me off.

JohnClement

Silver Spring, MD

January 2004

MAR 11, 2005 10:11 PM

softreply said:

BillHaverchuck said:
Watch Wonderfalls.

haha, already did!
I'm Wonderfalled out.

Just kidding, it's not possible

There's Conan, I guess.
Or The Freaks and Geeks DVD set.

Mykel

HOPEFUL

San Jose, CA

MAR 11, 2005 10:12 PM

Sitting still in front of the tv is too hard. Typing at least gives me something to do.
So I'm going to post and make a jackass out of myself all night.

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL

November 2004

MAR 11, 2005 10:13 PM

Hang in there whatever it is that's going on.

JohnClement

Silver Spring, MD

January 2004

MAR 11, 2005 10:15 PM

softreply said:
Sitting still in front of the tv is too hard. Typing at least gives me something to do.
So I'm going to post and make a jackass out of myself all night.

Follow my lead. I'm good at being a jackass.

Mykel

HOPEFUL

San Jose, CA

MAR 11, 2005 10:20 PM

BillHaverchuck said:

softreply said:
Sitting still in front of the tv is too hard. Typing at least gives me something to do.
So I'm going to post and make a jackass out of myself all night.

Follow my lead. I'm good at being a jackass.

*gets out notebook*
Ok, I'm ready

JohnClement

Silver Spring, MD

January 2004

MAR 11, 2005 10:28 PM

See all those threads with BillHaverchuck as last comment? Yeah, that's me being an ass. Post a lot. Say nothing of substance.

KorbenDallas

Qatar

January 2005

MAR 11, 2005 10:32 PM

softreply said:

BillHaverchuck said:

softreply said:
Sitting still in front of the tv is too hard. Typing at least gives me something to do.
So I'm going to post and make a jackass out of myself all night.

Follow my lead. I'm good at being a jackass.

*gets out notebook*
Ok, I'm ready

Two words - Self Flatulation

monkeybutt

I'm lost

May 2004

MAR 11, 2005 10:37 PM

Mykel

HOPEFUL

San Jose, CA

MAR 11, 2005 10:37 PM

*scribbles furiously*
Thanks! This is really helping my.. erm, jackassery.

katiebarthedoor

Louisville, KY

December 2004

MAR 11, 2005 10:40 PM

BillHaverchuck said:
See all those threads with BillHaverchuck as last comment? Yeah, that's me being an ass. Post a lot. Say nothing of substance.

i agree. killing threads helps relieve stress. it always makes me feel like a big man.
try it.

Mykel

HOPEFUL

San Jose, CA

MAR 11, 2005 10:42 PM

monkeybutt said:

*reaches for stoli*
*hand hits monitor*
Damn! It's only a picture.
No... still not drunk enough...

JablesMcNugent

Eau Claire, WI

November 2002

MAR 11, 2005 10:46 PM

im sdo drunk 9i didnt evn read teh thread. seriouwlsly im so fucked up rrihgt now!!@!

monkeybutt

I'm lost

May 2004

MAR 11, 2005 10:46 PM

softreply said:

monkeybutt said:

*reaches for stoli*
*hand hits monitor*
Damn! It's only a picture.
No... still not drunk enough...

sorry...i'll drink enough for us both...with much love.

JohnClement

Silver Spring, MD

January 2004

MAR 11, 2005 10:47 PM

katiebarthedoor said:

BillHaverchuck said:
See all those threads with BillHaverchuck as last comment? Yeah, that's me being an ass. Post a lot. Say nothing of substance.

i agree. killing threads helps relieve stress. it always makes me feel like a big man.
try it.

I like to think of it as me being heeelarious, but when you put it that way......shit

surgicalsnack

Santa Cruz, CA

February 2005

MAR 11, 2005 10:54 PM

Do you have access to any garden gnomes? You could try doing something terribly disturbing with them. If not, just get drunker.

Seriously, relatives trying to "help" sucks ass, especially when it's motivated by medication and not a true desire to help.

Here is a card for you from the Mormons:

http://www.mormon.org/egreetings/display/1,9732,800-1-1800673-9340,00.html

Koenigsegg

I'm lost

July 2004

MAR 11, 2005 10:55 PM

me neither

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

MAR 11, 2005 10:55 PM

Time to move out.

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA

September 2003

MAR 11, 2005 10:57 PM

http://www.wayofthemaster.com/

Mykel

HOPEFUL

San Jose, CA

MAR 11, 2005 10:57 PM

There, see, I knew the Mormons cared.
On a related note (not really), my mom is a Jehovah's Witness. Almost every time she talks to me I wonder if it's a pretense for conversion lectures.

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