nick names

so yesterday between my house and work i ended up talking to a whole lot of people, and i relized how many damn nick names i have. a shitload, most of which just a twist on my real name but i also have quite a few out of no where ones. so for fun, everyone list and give a reason for your out of no where nick names.

smalls (the kid from sandlot, don't really know why i got it)

strips ( i have three strips on my arm)

cho cho charlie ( one guy at the bar thinks my army hat looks like a train
conductor hat)

fidel castro/ mr. cuba- (army hat and beard obviously equals a fidel castro look alike, i've actually had random people in cars scream viva cuba at me while walking down the street)

che- (part of the fidel thing)

thats the top ones, believe me this list could go on and on till like next week

Seaninia (spelling?) - It's a foreign word (Portuguese I think) which means vagina.

Jay Z - because my name is Sean Carter.

people call me Twinkie. long story from freshman year of highschool, somebody made a fat kid joke about twinkies. the speed freak behind me just kept saying the word twinkies over and over again. the teacher though the was tryingto get my attention, and was saying my name. the teacher started calling me twinkie. the seniors in the class thought it was funny. so they called me that too, it just caught on and stuck.
also go by Destro. old graffitti tag i used for years, people in town only knew our crew by our tags. i get variations of D, bigD, ect.
i also get Skip, dad's name, and a few people call me Junioror tiny, but mostly just family

[Edited on Mar 11, 2005 by Destro]

ogre & beef mostly.

Rasputin. Curiously, that was before I grew a beard.

Since then, it tends to be "Osama!" and "Muslim!".

Chinchilla; my roommate doesn't even acknowledge my first name anymore (Chinchilla sounds like my last name)

The White Wolf; I asked my Grandmother why she calls me this and she snapped "How often do you see a white wolf!? HA??" (her fancy commentary trying to say I don't visit) She also calls me Trula, Julita, Little Queen or Princess and "Zingita"---I can't spell it but it's the Italian word for "gypsy."

I'd like to start a petition to have everyone address me as Christ since I found out my last name translates to "Kingdom."

I know this guy who calls me Ian Poulter, who is apparently a golfer who wears crazy pants or something. Fascinating isn't it?

why does she call you gypsy?

the shogun of harlem

Perversia (net name)

Rayne (modelling name)

Evil Cat Lady/girl (this was given to me by my boyfriend coz of the way I sat looked like someone else he knew.

Jess, mostly. I am not a fan of being called Jessie.

Also, Deja around SG people.

Are you a chef?

Ive gone by JohnG for quite some time now whenever there is another John in a social group.

Im still looking for a JohnG raped and murdered my wife Tshirt.

Risk

You should get all the tatoos exactly how they were in the movie.

No I wear crazy ass pants when I play golf.

The wife calls me Goose or Mr.Goose, hence my name on here. When I was younger and had my head shaved, my friends called me Mr.Clean.

people like to call me jackass, does that count?

Sho 'Nuff!
kiss my converse!

Yoda started the day I was born, my mom was on epidermals, I was bald, wrinkly, and green(some internal infection or other). Ever since then no matter how I tried to hide from it, some kid would start calling me that whether it be because I was odd and short, wore a hand me down star wars shirt one day, or because I offered a lot of advice to friends. Eventually I just accepted and embraced it. The other name is Klyde which started because of how much trouble my friend Bonnie and I would get into together (most of it deviant and sexual).

der...nothing to see here.

[Edited on Mar 11, 2005 by Eponine]

q.
i was always sad that the q doesn't get much use, and my real name that no one calls me has a silent e at the end...so i added a silent q to my real-fake-name(making it danaq).
but for some reason my boyfriend doesn't understand the logic and makes the first part of my name silent and just calls me q.

I will die from fucking suspense if you dont finish this shit.

my laptop is being all

random people shout "Unwins!!!" at me in the street, because that's the name of the liquor store I work at. I think that's about as close to a nickname as I've got. Most people just call me james.

Oreo (also spelled Orio, which is just my name minus one letter)

Onion

Odd, Oddy, or Mr. Odd