NEWS: Sexing up South Africa's Soccer Team

CULTURE: Sexing up South Africa's Soccer Team

The South African women's soccer team will receive the Miss Manners treatment, with a dash of Baywatch, in order to attract sponsors and draw attention to their feminine features in anticipation of the 2007 World Cup. A senior soccer representative decried their masculine ways, and emphasized a need for them to act more womanly.

Many of the women on the team are fairly rough hewn; they joined the team directly from the townships without the benefit of prep schools.

It is believed the makeover is needed for their debut. The squad has never competed in a world tournament.

being hot won't get them past ze germans.

Being ruthless might.

pictures?

Why, oh why, can't we just let people be themselves????? *sigh*

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because then we would have nothing to sell to anyone

I wonder how they feel about it?

I't's gotta be nice to live in a country where there no more pressing problems than the attire of the women's soccer team.

female shirts, eh? do they get hormonal something? that's the dumbest thing I've heard in awhile.

That seems so ridiculouse. Like Negress said, why can't they be themselves? They are happy just playing the game! So let them be happy. And 730A_trixel_fem I don't know if you ment that seriously or not but in the fashion world there are different cuts of clothing that are made for men and/or women. It's society's way of making women feel bad about themselves if they can't fit into Paris Hilton's clothes. Bastards.
-Dana

Thank god. They were getting to be impossible to work into my fantasies.

Even Paris Hilton dosen't fit into her clothes, given the amount of her that hangs out them most of the time.


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That will help sponsors sell stuff to the crowds WOMEN that follow the sport. That same rule should apply to the Brazilian team though, Ronaldo has a nicer ass than most of the girls I know.

This isn't "A (fucking) League of their own" Women do not need finishing school to play sports. Football is football boobs or not! Let them play as they are! GRRRR