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Lain

Lain

Astoria, NY
April 2004

MAR 09, 2005 09:08 PM

MisterSatan said:

Lain said:

leiraXariel said:
What's she doing on your lawn? Sleeping? Just sitting around? Maybe she needs help or is lost.


Homeless people cant get lost.

They have nowhere to go.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!



yeah. yeah. im a bastard.

leiraXariel

leiraXariel

Eugene, OR
December 2004

MAR 09, 2005 09:11 PM

unravled said:

leiraXariel said:
What's she doing on your lawn? Sleeping? Just sitting around? Maybe she needs help or is lost.



She's just sitting there with a suitcase. There's a homeless shelter a few blocks from here.

And, actually, I'm making cookies. If she's still there when they're done then I'm going to go outside and offer them to her and ask her to make friends with my dog. Did I mention I'm home alone? I really hope she's not crazy.



If I was homeless I know I'd be lovin some cookies ^^

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

MAR 09, 2005 09:12 PM

unravled said:

PsychoMagnet said:
I'm pretty sure she'd like to dance with you.



I don't dance.



You could start just for her, it would be like an episode of Ally McBeal.

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

MAR 09, 2005 09:15 PM

PsychoMagnet said:

unravled said:

PsychoMagnet said:
I'm pretty sure she'd like to dance with you.



I don't dance.



You could start just for her, it would be like an episode of Ally McBeal.



NO DANCING.

naja_haje

naja_haje

Portland, OR
March 2003

MAR 09, 2005 09:22 PM

HOBOPHOBIC!

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

MAR 09, 2005 09:26 PM

naja_haje said:
HOBOPHOBIC!



I'm friends with you, aren't I?

Hole digger.

rottenart

rottenart

Norman, OK
February 2004

MAR 09, 2005 09:29 PM

Keith said:
Impale her on a horseshoe goal and then throw CDs at her.

only if they aren't the first record you ever bought.

naja_haje

naja_haje

Portland, OR
March 2003

MAR 09, 2005 09:31 PM

unravled said:

naja_haje said:
HOBOPHOBIC!



I'm friends with you, aren't I?

Hole digger.



A part of you finds their bindles alluring. It's alright, we're all part hobo.

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