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Stupid Shit [2]

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Why AREN'T You Reading Seanbaby.com?

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lets all pee in a bottle :) [2]

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'In today's society'

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A serious question.

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I'm wearing pants. [2]

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The Insomniac's Society..

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The Man Show [2]

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FritzKD

Chicago, IL

May 2003

MAR 09, 2005 05:54 PM

Because of some kidney problem, I've had to save all my urine from a 24 hour period in a big orange bottle four different times recently. Now THAT sucks.

leiraXariel

Eugene, OR

December 2004

MAR 09, 2005 06:15 PM

I disagree with drug testing in general.

Of course, there are exceptions. For example I don't want my pilot to be dropping acid right before take-off.

TheArcaneCircle

Silverdale, WA

October 2002

MAR 09, 2005 08:14 PM

i'm fine with letting em look at my pecker when i test...just going that far to look at it is a bit much...i'll be taking this as high up as i can...

venomkid

I'm lost

January 2003

MAR 11, 2005 09:15 AM

MisterSatan said:

venomkid said:
I had to do a drug test once.

So I ripped out a handful of pubes and decorated their toilet.

Bastards.

Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face. Youch!

Wuss.

FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN

June 2003

MAR 11, 2005 10:45 AM

So, does El Presidente have to submit to regular testing?

PointBlank

New York, NY

November 2004

MAR 11, 2005 10:50 AM

Xentor said:
I wouldnt really care, I dont do anything that would screen positive and if it meant job security showing my wang i dont think id mind all that terribly

Infact id drink a few Rockstars before hand so they would be impressed by my bright neon-green pee.

So you wouldn't mind having a bunch of strangers staring at your dick? Even though, as you said, you've done nothing illegal or wrong? Are you really that afraid of making waves?

That makes me sad.

Tadzi

Greeley, CO

April 2003

MAR 11, 2005 01:18 PM

if anyone is going to watch me pee, they should at least have to give me a couple bucks.

trixel

Burbank, CA

February 2004

MAR 11, 2005 01:32 PM

wow. that's just plain crazy, demeaning and nauseating. and I thought my job sucked.

doghouse_reilly

I'm lost

February 2004

MAR 11, 2005 02:06 PM

Depending on what drugs you're into, there are different ways of beating urine tests.

But still, that shit ain't right. I would never work for a company that made me piss in a cup.

SCISSORHANDS925

North Scituate, RI

April 2004

MAR 11, 2005 02:19 PM

I think they did the same thing to Michael Jackson Too

Sethy

United Kingdom

April 2003

MAR 12, 2005 01:08 PM

Point_Blank said:

Xentor said:
I wouldnt really care, I dont do anything that would screen positive and if it meant job security showing my wang i dont think id mind all that terribly

Infact id drink a few Rockstars before hand so they would be impressed by my bright neon-green pee.

So you wouldn't mind having a bunch of strangers staring at your dick? Even though, as you said, you've done nothing illegal or wrong? Are you really that afraid of making waves?

That makes me sad.

Why?

Its part of your body, I don't walk down the street with it, but I also don't think I have anything to hide, it's kinda crooked and has a scar from a piercing, but I still like it and am not affraid to show it if I had to to keep my job.

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

MAR 12, 2005 01:10 PM

we call that 'happy hour' where I work.

RACER_X

Philadelphia, PA

February 2003

MAR 12, 2005 01:13 PM

leiraXariel said:
I disagree with drug testing in general.

Of course, there are exceptions. For example I don't want my pilot to be dropping acid right before take-off.

LSD doesn't show up on most conventional drug tests...

Roger_Camden

Wyandotte, MI

December 2003

MAR 12, 2005 05:15 PM

roguemind said:
meaning they are in control of your boss...

The SYNDICATE?

Their mere presence gives you cancer, I hear.

Drago

Philadelphia, PA

January 2004

MAR 12, 2005 05:23 PM

That's horrible.

You should end all personal hygiene practices and make the experience as unpleasant for everyone else as it is for you.

hungarian

Zimbabwe

January 2005

MAR 12, 2005 05:30 PM

that is taking a bit far

Velouria1

Buffalo, NY

November 2004

MAR 12, 2005 09:42 PM

roguemind said:
They have you drop your drawers to your knees(this is assuming your a guy, with in the said place of workage all employees are male), raise your shirt up to your chest, and wiggle various appendages around so they can see all sides.

. . .and you do the hokey pokey. . .

TAKK

Boca Raton, FL

March 2004

MAR 12, 2005 10:29 PM

yeah, i think id like it...

i like pullin it out in public but usually get arressted... hehe

TAKK

Boca Raton, FL

March 2004

MAR 12, 2005 10:30 PM

you should tell them they better taste it as well to make sure you didnt spray it down with anything

monkeybutt

I'm lost

May 2004

MAR 12, 2005 10:32 PM

i like things.

Cyberbrak

Two Rivers, WI

September 2004

MAR 13, 2005 12:36 AM

I really thought this thread was about getting really drunk and peeing in an empty beer bottle rather than using the bathroom. Because that I've done.

Good times.

Cyber

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