lets all pee in a bottle :)

lets say that your place of workage makes you pee in the bottle to work there(i.e. drug testing)..lets then assume that someone there, a high-up guy or girl poped positive for somthing or other. Then this place of workage, possible by direction of a higher power(but nobody seems to know for sure), then revises its policy on how they conduct the screening. In someone's head was cooked up a new plan to catch people. They have you drop your drawers to your knees(this is assuming your a guy, with in the said place of workage all employees are male), raise your shirt up to your chest, and wiggle various appendages around so they can see all sides. Now if you were placed in such a situation, how would you react? Me? I'm steamed. Irate. Irationaly mad. Distraught. And just plain pissed off. In my mind somthing like that should be against the law..Then again, i work for the government and therefore have no rights. Apparently. I look forward to your replys and i apologize if this is posted in the wrong place.

higher power meaning Jesus?

meaning they are in control of your boss...

I'm really sure I understand the procedure, but I think I'd have to just have to go ahead and pee on whomever was inspecting me.

Hell, I do that for fun AFTER work.

i think it sucks to begin with. drug testing is already violating crap.

I've had to do this more than once. I don't see what the big deal is.

I think a call to the ACLU might help, just to ask if this is even legal.

That is completely outrageous. I blame The Whizzinator.

when the guy looks at you to see if your cheating the test, go "do you tell your kids you go to work and stare at guys cocks all day?"

I have no idea of your legal rights in this, umm, position.

But I think you should get another job, and tell them why.

I don't know, can you manage a sexual harassment suit out of this?

don't do drugs?

What is that this exam will reveal? Maybe it's the examined party's reaction that is being watched, rather than the -- as you say -- appendages.

I had to do a drug test once.

So I ripped out a handful of pubes and decorated their toilet.

Bastards.

it would depend on which song they played while i was wiggling my shit.
but yeah... that's fucked up.
then again... you're speaking of the u.s. government... right?
they've never had the best taste in music.

no really.
that's fucked up.

Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face. Youch!

See, being in the military I know for a fact that my boss, you know, Dubya, would never do drugs. Never smoke pot. Never shoot up heroin. Never do cocaine.... Wait a damned minute!

I wouldnt really care, I dont do anything that would screen positive and if it meant job security showing my wang i dont think id mind all that terribly

Infact id drink a few Rockstars before hand so they would be impressed by my bright neon-green pee.

Are you by any chance 10 years old and do you work at Neverland Ranch?

I think you're just jeaous because you couldn't work "pubes" and "decorated" into your reply.

*shrugs*

You and I are in the same proverbial boat here dude, but I really couldn't care less. So some dude stares at my schlong once a month... Big deal. Really, I feel bad for him, 'cause he's gonna have a lot of meat gazing to do before the day is out, and personally am not that interested in male genitalia.

Only thing I have to watch is making sure I slip my frenum piercing out before the show. I sooooo don't want to have to explain that one to my chain of command.

-Trevor

This was taken from "WAC 260-34-080 Testing procedure."

"The supervision need not include actual observance of the delivery of the sample but the sample shall be taken under such circumstances that the integrity of the sample is maintained without unnecessarily interfering with the individual rights of the person tested, including the right to be free from unnecessary embarrassment."

this is for Washington so it seems that you could fight it if you wanted to. If you want to read the whole thing it can be found here

[Edited on Mar 09, 2005 by car_ramrod]

I think the whole 'moving your bits around thing' is intended to ensure that no tubes or, umm, *cough* prostethis is being used...