Fucking people and their weird diets...

The dude in the office next to me just took the worstest smelling shit ever. He's on this fucking diet where he drinks saurkraut juice and eats sardines and citrus. What the fuck!? Now the whole office smells like somone was branding cattle in here.

It's called exercise and portion control. It'll work every time!

thanks for making this the first thread i could actually smell

You have no fucking clue.

*Remember to stop reading posts while eating lunch*

blechhhh!!!!!!!!!

I think you have to kill him.

Thats what my dog keeps telling me.

oh, man...thats the first text post that needed a spoiler.

nice, Dipietro.

mmmmmmm cattle

You should leave a dozen packs of matches on his desk tonight when he leaves.

I thought this was going to be a "how to" thread.

Yeah it doesn't matter what it is, if I walk past someone's apartment and I can smell their cooking, I want to knock on their door and tell them to stop cooking their garbage.

Agreed. This is why I keep nothing in my fridge but empty six-pack rings, mustard (I hate mustard), ketchup packets, and empty pizza boxes. I'm considerate of my neighbors.

if other peoples food smells so gross, why do girls alway take your french-fries, or ask for a shrimp out of your chineese food?

and why do your friends always ask for a slice of pizza when you order one?

Having feces like hot magma is excellent motivation to control your portions.