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Ryan_Dipietro

Ryan_Dipietro

Naples, FL
April 2004

MAR 09, 2005 01:25 PM

The dude in the office next to me just took the worstest smelling shit ever. He's on this fucking diet where he drinks saurkraut juice and eats sardines and citrus. What the fuck!? Now the whole office smells like somone was branding cattle in here. puke

mngddss

mngddss

Pittsburgh, PA
December 2004

MAR 09, 2005 01:27 PM

It's called exercise and portion control. It'll work every time!

TAFKASP

TAFKASP

Oakland, CA
June 2003

MAR 09, 2005 01:32 PM

thanks for making this the first thread i could actually smell

puke

Ryan_Dipietro

Ryan_Dipietro

Naples, FL
April 2004

MAR 09, 2005 01:35 PM

theSpotlessMind said:
thanks for making this the first thread i could actually smell

puke



You have no fucking clue.

Moirae

moirae

Sacramento, CA
February 2005

MAR 09, 2005 01:35 PM

*Remember to stop reading posts while eating lunch*

TheSinner

TheSinner

Seattle, WA
October 2004

MAR 09, 2005 01:37 PM

blechhhh!!!!!!!!!

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

MAR 09, 2005 01:39 PM

I think you have to kill him.

Ryan_Dipietro

Ryan_Dipietro

Naples, FL
April 2004

MAR 09, 2005 01:42 PM

PsychoMagnet said:
I think you have to kill him.



Thats what my dog keeps telling me.

katiebarthedoor

katiebarthedoor

Louisville, KY
December 2004

MAR 09, 2005 01:43 PM

oh, man...thats the first text post that needed a spoiler.

nice, Dipietro.

AnnaLee

AnnaLee

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

MAR 09, 2005 01:46 PM

yucky! other peoples food always smells gross, I hate it when they eat on the bus beside me puke

AstralTraveller

AstralTraveller

United Kingdom
January 2003

MAR 09, 2005 01:52 PM

mmmmmmm cattle

numbers

numbers

New York, NY
November 2002

MAR 09, 2005 01:53 PM

You should leave a dozen packs of matches on his desk tonight when he leaves.

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

MAR 09, 2005 01:54 PM

I thought this was going to be a "how to" thread.

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

MAR 09, 2005 01:59 PM

AnnaLee said:
yucky! other peoples food always smells gross, I hate it when they eat on the bus beside me puke



Yeah it doesn't matter what it is, if I walk past someone's apartment and I can smell their cooking, I want to knock on their door and tell them to stop cooking their garbage.

numbers

numbers

New York, NY
November 2002

MAR 09, 2005 02:04 PM

PsychoMagnet said:

AnnaLee said:
yucky! other peoples food always smells gross, I hate it when they eat on the bus beside me puke



Yeah it doesn't matter what it is, if I walk past someone's apartment and I can smell their cooking, I want to knock on their door and tell them to stop cooking their garbage.



Agreed. This is why I keep nothing in my fridge but empty six-pack rings, mustard (I hate mustard), ketchup packets, and empty pizza boxes. I'm considerate of my neighbors.

katiebarthedoor

katiebarthedoor

Louisville, KY
December 2004

MAR 09, 2005 02:04 PM

AnnaLee said:
yucky! other peoples food always smells gross, I hate it when they eat on the bus beside me puke


if other peoples food smells so gross, why do girls alway take your french-fries, or ask for a shrimp out of your chineese food?

and why do your friends always ask for a slice of pizza when you order one?

Jeff_Fries

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA
September 2003

MAR 09, 2005 02:05 PM

mngddss said:
It's called exercise and portion control. It'll work every time!


Having feces like hot magma is excellent motivation to control your portions.

XiXi

XiXi

SUICIDEGIRL

British Columbia, Canada

MAR 09, 2005 02:43 PM

Ryan_Dipietro said:
The dude in the office next to me just took the worstest smelling shit ever. He's on this fucking diet where he drinks saurkraut juice and eats sardines and citrus. What the fuck!? Now the whole office smells like somone was branding cattle in here. puke



get an office bully to steal his lunch.
or to kill him.