Subservient chicken

This is great

you can type things like:

Riverdance
Strip
Die
Lay egg
Elephant
Fly

supposedly there are like 300 different commands. Sorry if this has been posted before and you have all seen it a million times but I don't feel like searching and maybe someone hasn't seen it.

yup, seen it before. but it's still interesting.

It's a Burger King ad campaign, IIRC.

I don't like him. he won't let me watch him go poopy.

your friends list freaks me out.

well... uh.... YOU FREAK ME OUT!

carry on.

sweet, except for I requested Moo Goo Gai Pan, and here I am still hungry...

That damn chicken got me in trouble at my old job. Apparently, talking to customers on the phone is more important than giving commands to a guy in a chicken suit.

I told it to xylophone, but it ignored me. Damn chicken. I don't pay it to just stand there! Well, I don't pay it at all, but... is it supposed to by "my way" or not?

He didn't have an orgy

Can i be your subservient chicken?

build a fort!

will you let me watch you do your thang?