the trouble with air fresheners

I just moved into a new place and I thought it could use a little something SO, I bought an air freshener. I put it in the most logical place I could think of...the bathroom. So, the last few days I have been on the verge of getting sick so I haven't been feeling all that well. Tonight my tummy was upset and well, I needed to expel the demons inside. Anywhoo...I left my place and then (eventually returned) my apartment now has a horrible stank of poo and air freshener. I had to take a piss and the smell wanted to make me sick...individually I could have handled either smell but combined its a horrible horrible smell and I will be associating that smell with my air freshener from now on. So it defeated the purpose of masking unpleasant aroma to becoming an unpleasant aroma itself. Fucking air fresheners.

i find scented candles to be better. although i don't think any scent combined with shit will smell nice.

Next time just get a "poo" scented air freshener so the two smells don't clash.

matches for the bathroom, candles everywhere else

You might want to check into a little something I like to call ventilation.

eat healthier.

In my apartment you can open the windows on either side and get the perfect draft.

I have no idea why I am posting this when I sould be doing my homework!!

Ya I definately want a fan BUT I am living in a barracks room so have little options AND its freezing outside so an open window doesn't really help

ALSO...

eating better isn't an option as I am eating at a mess for the next 3 months.

Do your homework!

Well hang in there then. And if you don't smoke, start.

No!



.................ok

maybe

So the problem isn't really your air freshener, but your smelly emissions?

Your mom loves my emissions, bill. In her face.

Your mom loves my lush mane of Lil-Tuffy-esque hair. Oh yeah, I went there.

Lil_Tuffy esque? You mean straight up rip-off. And, what's with being so tall?

Pfffffft, bill.

How you be so tall, Smellinofwisheshewasme?

the trouble with air fresheners is that they mask, they don't eliminate. So...you don't get lemon fresh...you get lemon....and ass.

Lighting matches helps

shouldn't this be in dirty talk?!?

I always buy air fresheners and then about two days later when I'm sick as hell I remember that I'm allergic to most of them.

That's right Smellin. Do not fuck with Haverchuck.

Jesus dude... you fucking nuked whatever demons you had and then put some kind of nuclearass winter in your bathroom.

damn dude!

Sounds like a ventilation problem
Get one of those glade plug-ins with the fan built in to help circulate air.

Gotta have the pack of matches ready to go in those situations. No air freshener can destroy the demons. You gotta bust out the candles and perform a ritual to get rid of that kinda funk.

You said fuck!