rotting corpses

right now as i am typing there is a cute boy crawling under my house wearing six shirts around his nose and mouth hoping to retive the rotting corpse of a dead dog or opossum. Geezz it stinks. did you know that animal control will not remove the dead animal, what shit is that? So i invited over two cute boys and won their hearts with booze. So right now one of them is crawling underneth where i am sitting as i am in the wonderful comfort of my room. Sometimes i love being a girl because i am allowed to sit out these disgusting excursions.

The smell of rotting meat is one of the most disgusting smells ever invented.

it started out with two guys then turned in to five and my neighbor also joined in. they turned it into a social event. my friend zac ended up dragging it out. it turned out to be the biggest opossum i have ever seen. so sick. pictures were taken. i will have them soon.

Hehehe, funny story:

When I was about 15 we lived in a house in the country, One night, I was on the phone to my best friend when I saw a gigantic rat running out of my sister's bedroom and into our bathroom. I shrieked down the phone, hung up and went and told my mum.
Mum didn't believe me, because the night before there was an episode of the X Files in which a load of rats came out of the toilet. She thought I was making it up or whatever. But she soon changed her tune the next day when there were tooth marks in the soap and rat turds in the bath.
Anyway, we laid down poison, and the rat shits stopped appearing. And then, a couple of weeks later, an unholy stench emerged in the bathroom. We thought it was the drains, but the smell remained, even after we'd cleaned them. Then it hit us: where was the rat?
It turned out that the wee shit had died under the bath, so my mum and dad had to try and fish it out from under there with a coat hanger. They eventually managed by taking the front of the bath, and it was then they discovered that the rat had been stealing things from us. There was a nail brush, half a bar of soap and half a dozen tampon tubes down there. As well as, obviously, a stinky dead rat.
We moved soon afterwards.