Why are you Smiling?

This I must know!
This I must know!

Why the hell are you smiling?

Um.. because the whole world smiles back at you?

who says i'm smiling?

(i would be smiling if people weren't so scary.)

the world does not smile back. are you on drugs?

i'm smiling because i have the bestest friend in the entire fucking world. that, and because the cat just stretched, and he's cute...

Because that wasn't the dog....

because i'm picturing people i hate falling down the stairs!

Picture that, but have their hair be on fire and body covered in flesh eating ants as well....

Because I'm a goddamned moron, that's why.

nullPicture that, but have their hair be on fire and body covered in flesh eating ants as well.... [/B

haha that's even better. especially since i'm picturing one of those as-they're-falling-they're-trying-to-hold-on-to-anything-they-can-grab-but-it-just-makes-them-look-more-stupid kind of fall down the stairs.

p.s.
someone should teach me how to edit these things.

Because you never know who's falling in love with your smile. (Cheez-o-rama!)

I'm smiling because I just woke up from a nap and took some advil in hopes this hurting head will go away!

_S

cause dia thinks im sweet

top 5 reasons to smile
1. smile and the whole world smiles with you, fart and you sleep alone
2. my smile is all a deception to lure someone to thier death
3. i'm a moron its what i do
4. i'm the cheshire cat and its what i do
5. i'm trying to look clever is it working?

hmm... dia is smile and porn. that explains alot actually.

because i just thought of something funny

it's just gas.

Because life is just a big joke. I laughed my ass off when I finally got it. Now I'm just kind of chuckling thinking about it.

Because it's all so fucking hilarious.

I tried telling myself that when my cat was on my lap a minute ago, but dear lord I think something died up there.

Because a few of my favorite SGs actually post in journal every once in a while.

Because *breaks into song* "I started a joke..."

Because I know something you don't know.

Wait wait stop stop...we'll have no singing.. none of that sillyness now.

'Cause it makes other people very nervous when I smile.