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neon

neon

Brooklyn, NY
November 2002

NOV 26, 2002 07:54 PM

uh huh just keep telling that to yourself. i know you're just trying to disguise your jealousy wink

GoatsGoToHell

GoatsGoToHell

USA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 26, 2002 07:57 PM

neon said:
uh huh just keep telling that to yourself. i know you're just trying to disguise your jealousy wink



Possibly so...*L*

But none the less, I make more than do with my inferior male parts. Anyways, all this typing with both hands stuff is keeping me from my daily quota of wanking. tongue

grahf

grahf

New York, NY
September 2002

NOV 26, 2002 08:31 PM

Masturbation or Pa Pang? This is how I spend my evenings.

fatelvis5

fatelvis5

Philadelphia, PA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 26, 2002 08:36 PM

I once masturbated 23 times in one day because I was bored.

Caligula1

Caligula1

San Diego, CA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 26, 2002 08:43 PM

When does Caligula masturbate:

After working out (which hasn't happened regularly in 2 months), before date type situations, vacations or before visiting someone's house for a few days, after presentations or other high stress situations, after seeing a particularly hot girl anywhere, and last but most certainly not least NEW SG GIRLS!

THAT'S RIGHT LADIES, ALL THE NEW ONES GOT TO PAY THE DUES TO CAESAR!

Bahahah...I'm sorry I can be a crass ass sometimes?

Rose.. *wink* ...meet me in my ready room...

[Edited on Nov 26, 2002 by Caligula1]

giga_geo

giga_geo

San Francisco, CA
November 2002

NOV 26, 2002 08:44 PM

elfin said:

personal record: 5 hours...straight.


and that is why i, too, love being a girl. it can go on and on and on and on... kinda like a pink orgasmer bunny.

Sabine

Sabine

SUICIDEGIRL

Michigan, USA

NOV 26, 2002 09:28 PM

well, um...there was nothing good on tv...

Thrak

Thrak

Austin, TX
July 2002

NOV 26, 2002 09:36 PM

I do it pre-emptively now. As in, "I don't really want to do it now, but I know I'm going to want to in a couple of hours when I can't, so I'll just do it now to get it out of the way."

Probably the only thing in my life I take care of without procrastinating.

Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

NOV 26, 2002 09:43 PM

Thrak said:
I do it pre-emptively now. As in, "I don't really want to do it now, but I know I'm going to want to in a couple of hours when I can't, so I'll just do it now to get it out of the way."

Probably the only thing in my life I take care of without procrastinating.



I SO do that! Except mine is like "Well, I don't really feel like it, but my roommate's not here now, and she will be in a little while when I'll probably feel like it."

Actually, since her car is broken down I pretty much feel obligated to masturbate every time I'm alone in the house.

thedevilman

thedevilman

United Kingdom
August 2002

NOV 26, 2002 10:01 PM

Reall, it's the key to a good night's sleep. If I have to be alone - then taking things in hand ensures a restful night...
wink

johnnyvonbondie

JohnnyVonBondie

I'm lost
September 2002

NOV 26, 2002 11:43 PM

Whacking off rules!

What else is there to do when there is nothing else to do?

Spank on, Brothers and Sisters! biggrin biggrin biggrin

JVB

JomRopGame

JomRopGame

Thousand Oaks, CA
October 2002

NOV 27, 2002 03:52 AM

boredom is the only reason i have left for masturbation
i just have no drive for it anymore

cozybear

cozybear

Canada
November 2002

NOV 27, 2002 04:27 PM

I can't have a nap without playing with myself.

As for the quickness thing, I can make myself come pretty fast too, but it's sort of a let down like speedy e. It comes on really fast and strong and you think it's going to be great, but then it's over really quickly and you just want more.

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