Masturbate Because You're Bored?

uh huh just keep telling that to yourself. i know you're just trying to disguise your jealousy

Possibly so...*L*

But none the less, I make more than do with my inferior male parts. Anyways, all this typing with both hands stuff is keeping me from my daily quota of wanking.

Masturbation or Pa Pang? This is how I spend my evenings.

I once masturbated 23 times in one day because I was bored.

When does Caligula masturbate:

After working out (which hasn't happened regularly in 2 months), before date type situations, vacations or before visiting someone's house for a few days, after presentations or other high stress situations, after seeing a particularly hot girl anywhere, and last but most certainly not least NEW SG GIRLS!

THAT'S RIGHT LADIES, ALL THE NEW ONES GOT TO PAY THE DUES TO CAESAR!

Bahahah...I'm sorry I can be a crass ass sometimes?

Rose.. *wink* ...meet me in my ready room...

[Edited on Nov 26, 2002 by Caligula1]

elfin said:

personal record: 5 hours...straight.


and that is why i, too, love being a girl. it can go on and on and on and on... kinda like a pink orgasmer bunny.

I do it pre-emptively now. As in, "I don't really want to do it now, but I know I'm going to want to in a couple of hours when I can't, so I'll just do it now to get it out of the way."

Probably the only thing in my life I take care of without procrastinating.

I SO do that! Except mine is like "Well, I don't really feel like it, but my roommate's not here now, and she will be in a little while when I'll probably feel like it."

Actually, since her car is broken down I pretty much feel obligated to masturbate every time I'm alone in the house.

Reall, it's the key to a good night's sleep. If I have to be alone - then taking things in hand ensures a restful night...

Whacking off rules!

What else is there to do when there is nothing else to do?

Spank on, Brothers and Sisters!

JVB

boredom is the only reason i have left for masturbation
i just have no drive for it anymore

I can't have a nap without playing with myself.

As for the quickness thing, I can make myself come pretty fast too, but it's sort of a let down like speedy e. It comes on really fast and strong and you think it's going to be great, but then it's over really quickly and you just want more.