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Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

NOV 26, 2002 02:50 PM

Jes wonderin', cuz I'm pretty bored and it's kindof like

((holds hands up like scales))

"hmm.. mario.. or masturbate.."

Maybe masturbate, THEN Mario.

Caligula1

Caligula1

San Diego, CA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 26, 2002 02:53 PM

Hopefully you clean your hands afterwords....don't want those buttons jamming at those crutial breaking-brick-stonework-with-your-head moments...

Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

NOV 26, 2002 02:57 PM

Caligula1 said:
Hopefully you clean your hands afterwords....don't want those buttons jamming at those crutial breaking-brick-stonework-with-your-head moments...



Ew.

DrStinkypants

DrStinkypants

Saint Paul, MN
October 2002

NOV 26, 2002 03:58 PM

i hear that. except for me its like masturbate vs. doughnuts. hmmm... both!

disgorge

disgorge

I'm lost
August 2002

NOV 26, 2002 04:04 PM

You'll go blind.

neon

neon

Brooklyn, NY
November 2002

NOV 26, 2002 04:08 PM

boredom + sitting next to a computer = masturbation.

for me at least.

hardcoreempathy1

hardcoreempathy1

I'm lost
October 2002

NOV 26, 2002 04:14 PM

its like totally the fucking cure for boredom. since im such a dork, i dont ever get any except from girls who accuse me of shit all the time. so yea, what the fuck else is there to do but masturbate... and so what if i get an abnormally large wrist. its not like i'd do it cos its fun. i mean after all... we all know the feeling, you sit in front of the screen, pumping furiously, you get a weak orgasm and thats it... what can you do but sit there feeling completely stupid with your own cum on your hand. what could be more ridiculous? so yes, its because im bored.

lostboy

lostboy

Carlisle, PA
November 2002

NOV 26, 2002 04:45 PM

I personally just read up on the art of massage. It always really relaxes me giving one and has more times then I remember gotten me half raped so it beats masturbation and video games =)

It can't rain all the time

newlyweds

newlyweds

San Francisco, CA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 26, 2002 04:48 PM

neon said:
boredom + sitting next to a computer = masturbation.

for me at least.



LOL

Takeshi21

Takeshi21

Los Angeles, CA
October 2002

NOV 26, 2002 04:54 PM

I used to all the time but my vision has been getting increasingly worse. I can only see bright lights now. The doctor says this should go away on its own if I curtail my masturbatory habits.

GoatsGoToHell

GoatsGoToHell

USA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 26, 2002 04:57 PM

Takeshi21 said:
I used to all the time but my vision has been getting increasingly worse. I can only see bright lights now. The doctor says this should go away on its own if I curtail my masturbatory habits.



So did you opt for the big roll of duct tape? Or are you gonna wait and just have the laser eye surgery later on. biggrin

jJay

jJay

San Francisco, CA
October 2002

NOV 26, 2002 05:36 PM

Need to spice up masturbation?JackinWorld

Caligula1

Caligula1

San Diego, CA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 26, 2002 05:47 PM

str8cuz17015 said:
Need to spice up masturbation?JackinWorld




You know at first, I thought this site was a joke, but they have some good ideas in there. Banana peels...and I thought they were only good for smokin!!

cozybear

cozybear

Canada
November 2002

NOV 26, 2002 07:09 PM

hehe, i think you are the male version of me. oink

Booshanky

Booshanky

San Pedro, CA
September 2002

NOV 26, 2002 07:14 PM

Fuck man, that's all i do when i'm bored.

i once jacked off 6 times in one day, purely because i couldnt think of anything better to do.

it was when i first moved to LA. i'd played my video games i'd had till i was sick of them. i didnt know anyone so i couldnt go to anyones house, and i didnt have any other form of entertainment. so i just busted out the sex lube and went to town.

bigpunkmike

bigpunkmike

Mississauga, ON
October 2002

NOV 26, 2002 07:26 PM

Booshanky said:
i once jacked off 6 times in one day, purely because i couldnt think of anything better to do.



That's it! 6 Times! It's nothing til you reach the double digits. Like when you were in high school and you were home sick, what did you have to do? nothing, you were bored, so you'd sit around and stroke it, at least 12 times during the day

neon

neon

Brooklyn, NY
November 2002

NOV 26, 2002 07:28 PM

12!!! come on boys! i've got you soooo beat!

GoatsGoToHell

GoatsGoToHell

USA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 26, 2002 07:30 PM

Double digits aren't that hard to do if you have the time to do it... I tend to take awhile to get off even when masturbating, so lately my numbers have pretty well sucked due to work interference.

I miss being without job and having nothing better to do all day... biggrin

neon

neon

Brooklyn, NY
November 2002

NOV 26, 2002 07:32 PM

i can get myself off in less then 30 seconds. shocked

Linz

Linz

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

NOV 26, 2002 07:35 PM

HAHAH!!

elfin

elfin

Los Angeles, CA
November 2002

NOV 26, 2002 07:37 PM

oh come on, it's not just number of times that count. sheer lasting power can be fun too.

personal record: 5 hours...straight.

a friend of mine coined the term procrasturbation, which is obviously masturbation used to procrastinate. always been fond of that one.

but masturbation or tetris (or donuts!) makes a tough decision. A really good night involves all three.

DrStinkypants

DrStinkypants

Saint Paul, MN
October 2002

NOV 26, 2002 07:44 PM

neon said:
12!!! come on boys! i've got you soooo beat!



thats not fair, your private parts are more energetic than ours.
i think my record is like 4...

Linz

Linz

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

NOV 26, 2002 07:44 PM

here here!!

Linz

Linz

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

NOV 26, 2002 07:44 PM

or...hear hear...whatever works.

GoatsGoToHell

GoatsGoToHell

USA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 26, 2002 07:48 PM

I'd be fearful of the damage I'd do to myself if I could cum in 30 seconds an unlimited amount of times and I think I'd get bored of it pretty fast.

Besides, spending an hour or so working up to one big leg numbing one just makes it seem more worth it in the end. smile

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