Masturbate Because You're Bored?

Jes wonderin', cuz I'm pretty bored and it's kindof like

((holds hands up like scales))

"hmm.. mario.. or masturbate.."

Maybe masturbate, THEN Mario.

Hopefully you clean your hands afterwords....don't want those buttons jamming at those crutial breaking-brick-stonework-with-your-head moments...

Ew.

i hear that. except for me its like masturbate vs. doughnuts. hmmm... both!

You'll go blind.

boredom + sitting next to a computer = masturbation.

for me at least.

its like totally the fucking cure for boredom. since im such a dork, i dont ever get any except from girls who accuse me of shit all the time. so yea, what the fuck else is there to do but masturbate... and so what if i get an abnormally large wrist. its not like i'd do it cos its fun. i mean after all... we all know the feeling, you sit in front of the screen, pumping furiously, you get a weak orgasm and thats it... what can you do but sit there feeling completely stupid with your own cum on your hand. what could be more ridiculous? so yes, its because im bored.

I personally just read up on the art of massage. It always really relaxes me giving one and has more times then I remember gotten me half raped so it beats masturbation and video games =)

It can't rain all the time

LOL

I used to all the time but my vision has been getting increasingly worse. I can only see bright lights now. The doctor says this should go away on its own if I curtail my masturbatory habits.

So did you opt for the big roll of duct tape? Or are you gonna wait and just have the laser eye surgery later on.

Need to spice up masturbation?JackinWorld

You know at first, I thought this site was a joke, but they have some good ideas in there. Banana peels...and I thought they were only good for smokin!!

hehe, i think you are the male version of me.

Fuck man, that's all i do when i'm bored.

i once jacked off 6 times in one day, purely because i couldnt think of anything better to do.

it was when i first moved to LA. i'd played my video games i'd had till i was sick of them. i didnt know anyone so i couldnt go to anyones house, and i didnt have any other form of entertainment. so i just busted out the sex lube and went to town.

That's it! 6 Times! It's nothing til you reach the double digits. Like when you were in high school and you were home sick, what did you have to do? nothing, you were bored, so you'd sit around and stroke it, at least 12 times during the day

12!!! come on boys! i've got you soooo beat!

Double digits aren't that hard to do if you have the time to do it... I tend to take awhile to get off even when masturbating, so lately my numbers have pretty well sucked due to work interference.

I miss being without job and having nothing better to do all day...

i can get myself off in less then 30 seconds.

oh come on, it's not just number of times that count. sheer lasting power can be fun too.

personal record: 5 hours...straight.

a friend of mine coined the term procrasturbation, which is obviously masturbation used to procrastinate. always been fond of that one.

but masturbation or tetris (or donuts!) makes a tough decision. A really good night involves all three.

thats not fair, your private parts are more energetic than ours.
i think my record is like 4...

I'd be fearful of the damage I'd do to myself if I could cum in 30 seconds an unlimited amount of times and I think I'd get bored of it pretty fast.

Besides, spending an hour or so working up to one big leg numbing one just makes it seem more worth it in the end.