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I'm lost

July 2002

NOV 26, 2002 09:05 AM

Ok. I am about to get in the shower. I have recently developed an affinity for gettin it on with myself in the shower. I was wondering how many other girls like to to this also. This has nothing to do with a shower head, mostly my electric toothbrush . I know that many boys like to masturbate in the shower, but I am not sure about females.

Also, are you a body wash or a bar soap person. Conditioner?? Personally, I was a die hard body wash girl till I got my own place, and now I am too poor for such luxuries. Irish spring with aloe is a pretty good cheap substitute though. And I have a TON of hair (the on my head kind) so I MUST use conditioner. I even keep a hairbrush in the shower so I can brush out the tangles with the conditioner in. Sometimes my hairbrush and I have intimate interactions too.

Now with all this talk about it...I am going to get in the shower!!!!

xo sarah

Rise_Robot

Long Beach, CA

OLD SKOOL

NOV 26, 2002 09:09 AM

Hmm, lucky for me, my stand up shower floods after about 20 minutes, beating off with a time limit isn't always sexy. Although it always sounds good before the shower.

Unlike females though, I have to sit down mainly cos I'm not getting any 3rd party support. Fucking in the shower is a drag too. It's like ceramic twister... Left hand green tile thing, right foot slip...

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

NOV 26, 2002 09:17 AM

sitting down because there's no third party support... you know, there's none for girls either when they're alone.

I don't like to so much. It's too much work.

I have to use conditioner because of all the bleach I put on my poor hairs. But they're beautiful and silky and manageable!

neon

Brooklyn, NY

November 2002

NOV 26, 2002 09:18 AM

i wish i could pleasure myself in the shower but i just can't. everyone gets themself off differently and mine doesn't require any type of penetration at all and i can't get myself off standing or sitting on hard surfaces.

my best friend does it all the time. sometimes she says she takes showers just so she can masturbate.

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I'm lost

July 2002

NOV 26, 2002 09:26 AM

See the thing is I could never do it before (stand up to pleasure myself) but I just put a little effort into it once, and now I am hooked.

xo sarah

Roxy

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

NOV 26, 2002 09:26 AM

I masterbate in the shower *all* the time! I have this huge shower, and I just lay down in it... and put my awesome little vibrator to work! I don't *need* a shower to masterbate, I also do it sitting at my computer, laying in my bed, etc. I just find it more convenient in the shower... No messes, no curious cats, etc.

Oh, and I use bosy wash and conditioner. With all the coloring and styling products I've recently started using, conditioner is a must.

Lila

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

NOV 26, 2002 10:12 AM

lets just say that i miss not living in dorms...my shower head at my house used to be my best friend. but it's ok...cuz i've traded it in for a lovely little bullet, who is my new girlfriend.
i use dial antibacterial bodywash so that way i can clean all my piercings and my body in one simple step.
i don't condition...my hair gets too soft and it's hard to maintain that "freshly fucked" look if it's all sleek and smooth.

edited due to my horrible spelling and grammer skills the first time around.

[Edited on Nov 26, 2002 by Lila]

pilar

Chicago, IL

OLD SKOOL

NOV 26, 2002 11:10 AM

my friend charlie hates masturbating in the shower...
besides him, i don't know of many boys who don't like to...
i myself have never masturbated in the shower...i remember once getting some kitty licking in the shower and not being able to cum...i guess standing up and worrying if he was gonna drown was too distracting
I think that overall I have a hard time getting off, so I guess the shower thing might not work for me at all..

As for body wash...I am a fan of caress..
although i do find myself washing with a bar of like lever and then caress afterwards! I think i take too much time cleaning my body

Conditioner is a must for me...seeing as my hair is sooper dooper fried from dying it all the time!
Thank God for Rusk heavy duty conditioner!
tee hee

fillerbunny

Cuba

November 2002

NOV 26, 2002 11:43 AM

getting off in the shower is no fun anymore since I moved to california and left my Massaging shower head at home, so it's usually the bed for me. (god I hope my brother isn't reading this thread) I like Dove bar soap cause it smells good and lasts longer and I'm poor. Conditioner is a must. I go through like an economy size bottle in a month but my hair is super shiny and soft....

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

NOV 26, 2002 11:48 AM

I don't think I've ever even thought about masterbating in the shower but I know plenty of girls that do.

I like making out in the shower, however.

-tuff

pendejo

Portland, OR

September 2002

NOV 26, 2002 11:52 AM

masturbating in the shower never worked for me, but between working 60 hours a week and dating 2 girls I don't have the time or energy anyways!

Rosalyn

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

NOV 26, 2002 11:56 AM

It always seems like a good idea at the time, but when I cum, my knees get all weak and the shower is *not* a place I want to fall. Sex in the shower is awesome, so long as I'm not enjoying it TOO much, haha. And sitting in the shower is just annoying.
I'm all for playing with myself in the bath.

IKA13

Pittsburgh, PA

November 2002

NOV 26, 2002 12:14 PM

Making out in the shower is the best. Sex/Masturbation are OK too, but making out in the shower is the BEST. Hands down.

DemiGauge

Gresham, OR

November 2002

NOV 26, 2002 03:12 PM

um..no materbation going on in the shower...but sex..
and i use soap...
plus i use shampoothat is sorta conditioner too tha t i got from a salon

BettieTwoGuns

Detroit, MI

September 2002

NOV 26, 2002 03:22 PM

i just got the wonderful megamite in the mail. it is my new shower buddy. i love it.

GoatsGoToHell

USA

OLD SKOOL

NOV 26, 2002 03:30 PM

Ha.. I was just about to go take part in said activity since the thread starter is currently at work and not around to partake in such things. Irony at it's best.

Damn lucky toothbrush... *grumble*

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK

August 2002

NOV 26, 2002 04:04 PM

IKA13 said:
Making out in the shower is the best. Sex/Masturbation are OK too, but making out in the shower is the BEST. Hands down.

Making out in the shower is awwwesome.

MacBastard

North Hollywood, CA

OLD SKOOL

NOV 26, 2002 04:16 PM

I take a crack at it in the ol' shower...But I lay down...Cause im short like that. I Looooove hot water. I mean Loooove it. So I am going to do what all those kids in elementry school said I should do, and marry it.

Mohgodohgodiloveyou!

CatBoner

Ventura, CA

August 2002

NOV 26, 2002 06:03 PM

im not a girl, but the shower is a great place to wank. total privacy whenever, and the mess is easily cleaned.

Dia

SUICIDEGIRL

Monaco

NOV 26, 2002 06:10 PM

Silicone lubricant, but I heard rumour it was taken off the market, is waterproof... thick thick massage oil is also waterproof. Other stuff gets into your URETHRA, at least mine. Maybe I have a giant urethra and do not know. At any rate, I'm going to buy a new showerhead, because this one sucks and is stationary.

You could bury a folded midget in my shower.

MirkwoodMaiden

Richmond, VA

October 2002

NOV 26, 2002 06:13 PM

Dia said:
Silicone lubricant, but I heard rumour it was taken off the market, is waterproof... thick thick massage oil is also waterproof. Other stuff gets into your URETHRA, at least mine. Maybe I have a giant urethra and do not know. At any rate, I'm going to buy a new showerhead, because this one sucks and is stationary.

You could bury a folded midget in my shower.

*contemplates ways to make himself shorter* lol

indigoboy

Chicago, IL

OLD SKOOL

NOV 26, 2002 07:12 PM

Dia said:
Silicone lubricant, but I heard rumour it was taken off the market, is waterproof... thick thick massage oil is also waterproof. Other stuff gets into your URETHRA, at least mine. Maybe I have a giant urethra and do not know. At any rate, I'm going to buy a new showerhead, because this one sucks and is stationary.

You could bury a folded midget in my shower.

Urethra Franklin is one of my favorite vocalists.
Sorry, wrong thread.

arik

San Francisco, CA

OLD SKOOL

NOV 26, 2002 07:14 PM

how do you fold a midget anyway? sounds painful.

i always knew that dia was a pervy hobbit-fancier. now we know for sure, she has em stowed in her shower!

penelopelee

Pittsburgh, PA

OLD SKOOL

NOV 26, 2002 08:34 PM

i... ahem.... yeah.

FuneralDoom

Helena, AL

August 2002

NOV 26, 2002 08:53 PM

well, since i still live at home, and i share the hot water supply with the rest of my family...nope. i usually "do my business" before i get in.

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