Save Toby

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I can’t help it I can’t stop laughing.

I'm really taking the wrong approach with my life.

It's a joke... sort of. Obviously if he were threatening to kill an amimal, it would be a gross violation of animal rights and nowhere close to legal. But people are sending him money anyway, and the fact that he's made 16,000 on threatening a bunny's life while I can't make 8 bucks an hour working an honest living just sort of pisses me off. Maybe if I started threatening things with violence, then I would be able to afford college, or a used car that was made after 1985. I guess I'm just a little pissed off at finance right now... Sorry.


Now send me a dollar or I'm going to kill my kitty.

I need a website... savesarah.com... for anyone who wants to help me get out of debt and buy more shoes (since I'm currently unemployed). Please send your $1-$5 in now for a good cause.



Unfortunately I don't think I'd get anywhere near $16,000 but it is a nice thought.

Damn it all to hell that I don't have the skills to make a website like that.

Your problem is that you have to threaten to kill something cute like a manatee or a kiwi. Then people will get behind your cause and send you cash...

Hmmmm... I could threaten to spank a minibeanie but that is an entirely different kind of website...

Dont threaten.....DO IT.....I beg you

16.000 wow, how cleverly evil

My god, this is the most beautifully evil thing I have ever seen. Someone needs to set this guy up with a secret volcano fortress and some henchmen. Does the government subsidize villians yet?

Since when is it illegal to eat a rabbit?

i love save toby. its even better than bonsai kitten.

Killing it for food is one thing, but killing it because you're light on the rent and people ain't paying is another. Plus, I'm sure he doesn't have the proper licensure entitling him to the course of actions he wants to take. He's not a certified slaughter house, he's not a hunter, he's not a farm. Different standards apply to him as a regular citizen.

OMG. That is so fucking hilarious. ROTFLMFAO.

Did you see the recipes? That was the funniest part, What are people coming to.

I can't believer anyone would actually be stupid enough to give him some money......

Seriously, for fuck sake people wake up

He is taking him to a butcher and he is killing him to eat him. Perfectly legal as far as I know.

I'm really sad...




...that I didn't think of that first :p

That guy is a fucking genius.

I sent him a recipe for Hassenpheffer.

Now I want a bunny again.

After the day i had, that actually made my eyes kinda teary.

Maybe I should make a website like that. save my exhusband's belongings. I could raise the 40000$ in debt he put me while he harasses me for things that he is not entitled to.

You've got my dollar.