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Christopher

Christopher

Portland, OR
November 2002

FEB 28, 2005 08:45 PM

Imagine you’re David, as in Michelangelo’s David. You’ve been praised by artists for hundreds of years about your form, your physique, your prowess...and the fact that you’re hung like a mosquito.

Yet, while artisans restored the statue, professors performed an intensely detailed anatomical survey of the statue. The result? David's “pisello” is normal “for a male body in a "pre-fight tension."

Carried by professors Massimo Gulisano and colleague Pietro Bernabei of Florence University during last year's cleaning, the study is the first full anatomical investigation on Michelangelo's masterpiece and debunks long-held assumptions that the 4.34-meter (14-foot)-high statue was out of proportion.

"David is not really highly gifted, but he is totally normal. His penis measures 15 cm which, considering the height of the statue, corresponds to 6-7 cm in an adult," Gulisano told Discovery News.

"Here we have a naked man who is about to fight. He has an orthosympathic activation consistent with the combined effects of fear, tension and aggression. A contraction of the genitals is totally normal in such conditions," he said. [...]

"Tension is written all over his face. We can see the muscle contraction on the forehead and over the nose. His nostrils are flared, his eyes are wide open, and the upper lip slightly raised. All this shows concentration and aggressiveness," Bernabei said.

The same tension can be found all over the body. The right leg is tensed, while the left one juts forward. According to the doctors, in the right hand David is not holding a stone, as it was widely assumed, but the handle of the sling.

"The muscles in his right arm point to someone about to make a rotary movement. It is certainly not someone about to throw a stone," Gulisano said.

Michelangelo's physiological accuracy can be found in every part of the sculpture, from the tendons to the veins and the contractions of the neck muscles.

"You can even see the contraction of the geniohyoid muscles. This tells us that Michelangelo carried intense anatomy studies and dissected many cadavers," Gulisano said.


The anatomical survey found one imperfection in Michelangelo’s masterpiece—a missing muscle in David’s back that Michelangelo did not correct because he lacked the materials.

Oskar

Oskar

United Kingdom
February 2005

MAR 01, 2005 04:09 PM

Wow... so much for bloodlust being a good thing shocked

accessdavid

accessdavid

Dallas, TX
January 2003

MAR 01, 2005 04:10 PM

Pre-fight tension? Whereas most guys would simply say the water was cold.

TheRevolutionary

TheRevolutionary

San Diego, CA
June 2004

MAR 01, 2005 04:14 PM

It is one of the most beautiful things I have seen. It literally took my breath away.


[Edited on Mar 01, 2005 by BossDJ]

Jimbo

Jimbo

Dallas, TX
August 2003

MAR 01, 2005 04:18 PM

How many wieners did ol'Mike look at to notice that this happens shocked

JusticeClown

JusticeClown

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

MAR 01, 2005 04:28 PM

Jimbo said:
How many wieners did ol'Mike look at to notice that this happens shocked



ten.

wottan

wottan

Vancouver, BC
July 2004

MAR 01, 2005 04:32 PM

Ah Michelangelo, I like his Moses better than his David personally.

ThisIsWhoWeAre

ThisIsWhoWeAre

Oakland, CA
July 2004

MAR 01, 2005 04:40 PM

Jimbo said:
How many wieners did ol'Mike look at to notice that this happens shocked



Not only that, but apparently he had to pick a fight with them first to get them mad enough for their wang to shrink in rage... surreal

[Edited on Mar 01, 2005 4:41PM]

TheG

TheG

Somerville, MA
February 2004

MAR 01, 2005 04:46 PM

BossDJ said:
It is one of the most beautiful things I have seen. It literally took my breath away.



I concur. However, there were four unfinished statues on display at the Academia in the room just before you got to David that I liked even more. Because of their unfinished nature, they seemed to be fighting or struggling to get out of the stone that much of them was still trapped in. Really cool!

TheRevolutionary

TheRevolutionary

San Diego, CA
June 2004

MAR 01, 2005 04:55 PM

gmacoustic said:

BossDJ said:
It is one of the most beautiful things I have seen. It literally took my breath away.



I concur. However, there were four unfinished statues on display at the Academia in the room just before you got to David that I liked even more. Because of their unfinished nature, they seemed to be fighting or struggling to get out of the stone that much of them was still trapped in. Really cool!




I remember those as well. Have you seen the his Pieta? I don't know the correct spelling. Anyway, Mary holding Jesus in the Vatican?

somethin1919

somethin1919

I'm lost
May 2004

MAR 01, 2005 06:53 PM

Why the hell would you get in a fight while naked? Seems like a recipe for disaster!

sleeptyper

sleeptyper

Fair Oaks, CA
January 2004

MAR 01, 2005 07:34 PM

um, because you were getting ready to schwang your SO and some guy just threw a rock at you?

HyenaHell

hyenahell

I'm lost
April 2003

MAR 01, 2005 07:41 PM

yeah... michelangelo did kinda know what he was doing. the man was/is a fucking miracle.

and the unfinished slaves... seeing those, as an artist and a sculptor, was honestly a religious experience. i touched one. blush i also touched moses.

theseeman

theseeman

Asheville, NC
December 2002

MAR 01, 2005 10:14 PM

I saw the Pieta. some asshole went crazy and attacked it with a hammer or shot it. I can't remember which. I didn't get a chance to see the real david just the one in the square. but I did see an old football/soccer procession. eletronic anti bird poop counter measures are cool

TheRevolutionary

TheRevolutionary

San Diego, CA
June 2004

MAR 01, 2005 10:16 PM

theseeman said:
I saw the Pieta. some asshole went crazy and attacked it with a hammer or shot it. I can't remember which. I didn't get a chance to see the real david just the one in the square. but I did see an old football/soccer procession. eletronic anti bird poop counter measures are cool




Yeah, a hammer. What the fuck was that guy thinking? I wonder if he was killed?

black_tar_heroin

black_tar_heroin

I'm lost
January 2003

MAR 02, 2005 03:06 AM

it is scarry as fuck to fight a nude man.

stockula

stockula

Anchorage, AK
May 2003

MAR 02, 2005 03:16 AM

The detail on those Italian Renaissance statues is amazing. On The Rape of the Sabine Women, the sculptor carved out the indentations of a hand pressing into flesh with impressive realism.



[Edited on Mar 02, 2005 by stockula]

figmentation

figmentation

I'm lost
December 2003

MAR 02, 2005 04:27 AM

gmacoustic said:

BossDJ said:
It is one of the most beautiful things I have seen. It literally took my breath away.



I concur. However, there were four unfinished statues on display at the Academia in the room just before you got to David that I liked even more. Because of their unfinished nature, they seemed to be fighting or struggling to get out of the stone that much of them was still trapped in. Really cool!




That's exactly why I want to learn to carve.

SomethingStupid

SomethingStupid

North Hollywood, CA
March 2004

MAR 02, 2005 04:51 AM

BossDJ said:
I remember those as well. Have you seen the his Pieta? I don't know the correct spelling. Anyway, Mary holding Jesus in the Vatican?


The pictures of that alone are fucking amazing. I'd love to see it in real life.

HyenaHell

hyenahell

I'm lost
April 2003

MAR 02, 2005 06:44 AM

TedKoppel said:

BossDJ said:
I remember those as well. Have you seen the his Pieta? I don't know the correct spelling. Anyway, Mary holding Jesus in the Vatican?


The pictures of that alone are fucking amazing. I'd love to see it in real life.



he carved the "pieta" when he was 23. eeek