Casting call...who would you put in these parts?

Just a bit of whimsy. I've got an idea for a potential TV show/movie. Just curious to know who you'd cast for these character vignettes:

(all characters are between 25-35 years old)

Male, balding. Glasses. 6' tall, ex-military type. Divorced. Consistently makes bad financial & lifestyle choices. Constantly exasperated. Can be extremely animated and amusing.

Female. Attractive. Dark blonde. Petite. Ballsy, independent, intelligent yet vulnerable.

Female. Short & curvy. Possibly of Mediterranean, Hispanic, or Middle Eastern descent. Chain smoker. High strung, short temper. Spoiled & indignant. Conservative in appearance, yet has undeniable sex appeal.

Male. Under 6'. Dark hair. Insecure yet not a weenie. Was popular with the girls in high school & never forgets it, but has gotten a bit out of shape. Above all, a really nice guy.

Who would you choose for these parts.

If I can get a producer credit or something, I'd be glad to do your work.

Umm...pretty much me right there. Except for the dark hair part, anyway.

The Commish

Holly Hunter

Valeria Golino

Runk

i think david cross should play all 4 parts.

I think the Rock would be good for all of them.

I think Rosanne. For any part. Ever.