What's grosser than gross?

Remember those jokes?

"What's grosser? When your cat barfs or when your dog eats it?"

Ten dead babies in one garbage can.

What's grosser than that?

One dead baby in ten garbage cans.

Ewwwww!

What's a swirly!?

Gross:

Leftover butt heat on a barstool.

Grosser:

Wet leftover butt heat.

A blumpkin is pretty gross...

Wha?

stapling a baby to a phone pole.
what's grosser than that?
ripping it off.

a garbage can full of dead babies.
what's grosser than that?
the one on the bottom is alive.
what's grosser than THAT?
he has to eat his way out.


okay, so those were lame. they were all i could remember from the 'grosser than gross' jokes.

What's grosser than gross?

Giving your grandmother a kiss goodbye... and she slips you the tongue.

Gross
Jumping off a skyscraper and landing on a tricycle

Grosser
The tricycle has no seat.

Amazing the stuff from childhood that comes back to you, isn't it?

is that after all of the government cheese?

And then flush the toilet. Otherwise it's only getting "toiletbowled."

wet willies. someone licks their fingertip and sticks it in your ear. creeps me the fuck out.

that and mayonnaise.

The only things that really gross me out are Willaim Burroughs and when people chew on the strings on their hoodie. Ick.

What's grosser than that? Him going back for seconds.

Q:Whats the differance between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?
A:You cant unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.....

gross: when you throw your underwear against the wall

grosser: it sticks....