Bones you've broken - that weren't yours

I figure we might as well be honest and act all macho and tell people how cool we are from the bones of others that we have broken.

Me?

* A dudes nose and elbow - all in the same shot.
* My mom's baby finger (in a pillow fight ... don't ask)
* A friends ankle (basketball incident)
* The orbital bone of the pitcher that threw inside at me (I actually did it with the ball ... that I hit with the bat ... right at his face. It was a fluke ... but damn was it ever cool ... and yes ... I eventually felt bad)

You?

Brothers nose with a baseball as kids, bad hop i didn't throw it at him. It's still crooked

my best friends collar bone. we had a little fight

I broke a girls orbit and nose when I nailed her with my elbow during a soccer game...

Lemme guess - you were coming down from a jump shot and landed on his ankle??

And holy fucking ouch on that last one. That hurt ME just reading it.

Once when I was about 8 this kid kept following me round the playground, so after about twenty minutes of this, I turned round and kicked him in the balls, and he went away in an ambulance. I've since been told they had to 'retrieve' it.

A strange mix of pride and guilt.

But no bones

[Edited on Feb 27, 2005 by pardonthewait]

I put this guy in the hospital for about a year.

Ugh, i can never post images sucessfully.

this is a great thread to use as a guide for who not to piss off on SG. or who not to play sports with.

Fibula
Tibia
Nose
Skull and zygomatic arch
Fingers
Knee
Rib
Wrist

One nose. Fucker had it coming.

I broke my best friends pinky once.

Nose- celebratory headbutt gone wrong

ribs- football

To my knowledge, I have never broken another person's bones. Though, I did smash the fuck out of Tawnya's knuckles.

[Edited on Feb 27, 2005 by Cash]

-Friend's collar bone (Juvenile jackassery)

Never, but my sister split my lip with a baseball when I was seven and we were playing catch

-Manly Haverchuck

Why the heck did you think I made it man? I was hoping Lucy might reply to it ... I needs to know what kind of damage she can do.

My grammer school gym teacher's thumb -- she was the picture during gym class softball.

nose
nose
rib
finger
finger
finger
arm
jaw
*shrug* i always apologized... (these were all defensive)

This sounds like the lyrics to a Japanese pop song.

My brother's finger (sorry, bro )

Some dude's ankle (god, he was being a fucking douche bag and deserved it I didn't do it on purpose though)

my cousins finger playing football

Two of Tygertyger's toes. In defense of a ninja attack at an SG Calgary New Year's Eve party.