ALIEN CANDY!

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups must be from another planet. They have to be. They're too damned good to be of this Earth. And that peanut butter concoction is unreal, for sure.

That is all.

*dignified stance*

do you have any proof of this?

C'mon. You can't tell me that that delicious peanut butter-esque substance isn't alien food! It's GOT to be!

I am against candy.
Too fattening!

"AGAINST"!? How can someone be "against" candy!? Are YOU an alien!?

Yes I must be.
I can not allow it in my house...after a few beers I go looking for it.
Easiest thing is just to make my place a candy free enviorment.

ALIENS AMONG US! I have proof! I have proof!

I"M NOT AN ALIEN!
I just have get down to 145 lbs.
Candy will not help with that.

Oh, all right.





whispers: aliennnnnnnnnn......

I try not to associate with people who don't eat candy.

BTW... girls on diets are the least fun people to have dinner with.

*straitens tie*

im still not convinced.

[Edited on Nov 25, 2002 by WingZephyr]

Why on Earth should any guy who is above 4 feet tall have to weigh less than 145 pounds? Unless you're a boxer trying to get into a weight class or something, that's absoludicrous. Or just do what I do, eat nothing but candy, meat, and rice and hope for the best.

Reese's Peanut Butter cups rules...you have to let them melt in your mouth. Also, 145 pounds is too stick-like for guys, you need cushioning, a pillowy stomach is always good, candy will achieve this

communist

you better pray to whatever god you beleive in that massagegirl doesnt read that

In the 1980s, advertisements in comic books for Reese's Pieces featured an alien. But that was an alien coming here for Reese's Pieces.

Holy fuck, why do I know that?

Hah, as if the world needed more conclusive proof that Silverchair sucked. Everyone knows that candy will destroy bad music.

You should NEVER trust something that an Australian says . Buncha' criminals , they are!!! Except the Croc Hunter , that guy's okay .

Lesa , I've got disturbing news for you . That's NOT a peanut butter concoction in those things . It's ALIEN FECES!!!! They were originally going to call them Reeces Feces Cups but the head marketing alien didn't think that would fly . Not that this news bothers me in the least bit . Whatever they're made of , I love em .

Dude, that's going a little far. Remember the band Big Country, from back in the day? They said "Livin' in a big country dreams stay with you." I'm in no position to argue with that logic! I mean, they're BIG COUNTRY! They come from a BIG COUNTRY! And plus, weren't Men Without Hats from Australia too? I think they were.

On second thought , maybe it was Austrians that I was thinking of . Don't trust Austrians.Yeah , that sounds better . Wait , Isn't Arnie from Austria ? He always says " I'll be back..." and sure enough like, two minutes later there he is . Hmmmm....Aw , hell let's just say it was the French . I blame everything else on them . NEVER TRUST THE FRENCH!!!!

They used to make Spider Man "candy sticks" (candy cigarettes), but see they were CHERRY FLAVORED. Quite possibly one of the top 5 best candies ever, right after those Nuclear Meltdown Death Drops they released in conjunction with Terminator 2: Judgement Day.