Stoned quotes

So one of my buddies got stoned for the first time in his life last night, and the following line was uttered....

"Bro, how long does this last?"
"About 2 hours"
"Good, cause I can't live the rest of my life like this"

My stomach hurt for about half an hour from laughing so hard. Anyone else heard a line as classic as this?

Not that I can think of off hand, but your story does remind me of that horrid feeling. As many people know, eating it is a whole different experience that smoking. The first time I ate some I spent the whole time walking around asking friends "When is it going to stop" and "Make it stop" and "I don't think I like this" and "You don't think I am weird do you". Ah memories.

my favorite story to tell of dumbass shit people say when theyre high...me, these this girl carrie, this dude sean, and his girlfriend colleen were driving around smoking a bowl. we smoked a LOT. im in the back seat with colleen and she got a case of the giggles. i never get the giggles unless someone else starts it. so were back there laughing our asses off, and sean and carrie start busting our chops. colleen tries to rationalize why we are higher. she tells him, "well....you two are in the front so you only have the first hand smoke....but were in the back so we got the first hand smoke, and the second hand smoke, and the third hand smoke, and the fourth hand smoke!" me and sean look at each other, then look at her, and i ask her what the fuck she is talking about and where the third and fourth hands came from. her response, "well......theres two of you in the front, so theres 4 hands.....1....2....3....4!"

This reminds me of the guy who was on acid for a whole year. It's in the "Vice Guide to Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll," if you want to check it out.

shit, i have so many of these...here are a couple:

my friend: let's go get some drinks.
me: yeah. and some eats.

here's another classic:

my friend (the same one): man, i am high as bones.
me: high as bones?
my friend: yeah. you know, high as bones in the starship enterprise.

btw, the saying is now "high as bones™"

High as bones. I love it.

unconnected quotes

me: I thought his feet were robot feet.
Sarah: I just saw the conversation drop. Just now. Like it fell on the floor.
me: You look like someone's mom. Not my mom, but somebody's mom.
Sarah: Did you know I taste like banana cake?

In regards to cigarettes...

He saw a pack...
You smokie those? Cause if no, me smokie those....hee hee.

Huh huh huh .... add me to AIM for some great stoned quotes. I spew out at least five per conversation.

Last nights doozy - to Lucy of all people ... "Man ... who else can you trust but a naked suicide girl??"