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lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

NOV 25, 2002 01:03 PM



hatefulerin

hatefulerin

Bellingham, WA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 25, 2002 01:08 PM

i love you, tuff.

aboutavarage

aboutavarage

United Kingdom
November 2002

NOV 25, 2002 01:10 PM

fuckin' quality

disgorge

disgorge

I'm lost
August 2002

NOV 25, 2002 01:10 PM

Caligula1

Caligula1

San Diego, CA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 25, 2002 01:18 PM

LOL!

tongue tongue tongue

But you know, I don't think that Escort feels very valued by being sold so cheaply...

*duck*

[Edited on Nov 25, 2002 by Caligula1]

shinydemon

shinydemon

San Jose, CA
June 2003

NOV 25, 2002 01:54 PM

that rules man!! LOL

ragingwhore42

ragingwhore42

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

NOV 25, 2002 02:02 PM

it's times like these that remind me of why i love you all so much. love love love love love love love

DrStinkypants

DrStinkypants

Saint Paul, MN
October 2002

NOV 25, 2002 02:15 PM

do you live in europe? thats a weird liscense plate on your "escort"

[Edited for spelling]

[Edited on Nov 25, 2002 by DrStinkypants]

feel_good_inc

feel_good_inc

Seattle, WA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 25, 2002 02:49 PM

Damn! Why didn't I think of that! That's funny.

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

NOV 25, 2002 02:53 PM

DrStinkypants said:
do yo ulive in europe? thats a weird liscense plate on your "escort"



Everyone knows the best escorts are european escorts! they drive on the right, if you know what I mean!

-tuff

Stiles

Stiles

Oakland, CA
November 2002

NOV 25, 2002 05:45 PM

That's a British Escort. Must have a charming accent...

srf

srf

Buffalo, NY
August 2002

NOV 25, 2002 05:47 PM

Way to cool. Wish I had thought of it! biggrin biggrin biggrin

srf

srf

Buffalo, NY
August 2002

NOV 25, 2002 05:49 PM

Way to cool. Wish I had thought of it! biggrin biggrin biggrin

bpet

bpet

Burkina Faso
OLD SKOOL

NOV 25, 2002 05:51 PM

"In every little Honda,
There may lurk a Peter Fonda...ooo"

vanillakinky

vanillakinky

Chapel Hill, NC
July 2002

NOV 25, 2002 06:29 PM

I had an Escort once, called her 'Betsy', found her broken down on the side of the road, so I took her home and threw some money at her and she looked halfway decent. I rode her for 4 years straight, but alas her taipipe finally wore out (had a hole in it, I tried to stick something in it to plug it up but she complained even more than usual). When I'd ride, I'd talk to her - "whoa girl, take it slow and maybe it wont be so bad", but it didnt work. Then she'd get real bitchy. Pretty soon, Betsy started blowing gas all over my face every time I was under her. At first I didnt mind, but I could smell Betsy's gas for only so long; stunk up my whole house. So I took her to the dump & said goodbye. Just for old times sake, I checked her oil with my finger one last time before I left...........for old times sake...................*sniff*

Thats the tail of my beloved Betsy

Division_X

Division_X

San Francisco, CA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 25, 2002 06:41 PM

fer 2 hundred dollas' cashmoney?

myway or the hiway beotch!

-X biggrin

[Edited on Nov 25, 2002 by The_X_Factor]

Dia

Dia

SUICIDEGIRL

Monaco

NOV 25, 2002 08:41 PM

5 dolla sucky sucky, friend.
You are hot stuff Tuff.

Thrasher

Thrasher

Mesa, AZ
September 2002

NOV 25, 2002 10:07 PM

You know I had the chance to rent myself an escort today but I went with the sentra cause it was green. smile

[Edited on Nov 25, 2002 by Straybullit]

Prudence

prudence

I'm lost
October 2002

NOV 25, 2002 10:18 PM

tuffy rulessmile

Gwendolyn

Gwendolyn

SUICIDEGIRL

Indiana, USA

NOV 25, 2002 10:20 PM

I read the title of this board, and my heart sunk, thinking of all the arguements starting up all over again...

I had the misfortune of taking a sip of orange soda seconds before seeing the Escort in all it's glory.

Now the computer is covered in orange liquid, and I'm still laughing.

Division_X

Division_X

San Francisco, CA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 25, 2002 11:27 PM

Gwendolyn said:
I read the title of this board, and my heart sunk, thinking of all the arguements starting up all over again...

I had the misfortune of taking a sip of orange soda seconds before seeing the Escort in all it's glory.

Now the computer is covered in orange liquid, and I'm still laughing.



HaHa!

-X

Division_X

Division_X

San Francisco, CA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 25, 2002 11:30 PM

Umhum...

That Escort's a Ford Model

It's true. Really. I ain't kiddin'.


-X biggrin

London

London

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

NOV 25, 2002 11:34 PM

Ahhhhh Tuffy you made me laugh smile