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Fenchurch

SUICIDEGIRL

Texas, USA

FEB 26, 2005 01:56 PM

Let's trade gyms.

...by which I mean you can sit on my sofa drinking beer and I'll stand around popping a boner at the spandex-clad hotties that apparently flock to yours.

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

FEB 26, 2005 02:04 PM

Fenchurch said:
... and I'll stand around popping a boner at the spandex-clad hotties that apparently flock to yours.

I knew it.

Riley

SUICIDEGIRL

Massachusetts, USA

FEB 26, 2005 02:11 PM

unravled said:

I think I'd gawk at Synnove's heaving breasts all the time if it wasn't so creepy.

Wait, this post isn't creepy, is it?

yes.

argon

HOPEFUL

New York, NY

FEB 26, 2005 02:39 PM

maybe you could view attractive women as people rather than sex objects. think about her value as a person rather than a "bouncing" "specimen".... Until you can do that maybe you should stay home, or stick to cold showers, because honestly your discriptive language is disturbing to say the least.

JohnClement

Silver Spring, MD

January 2004

FEB 26, 2005 02:45 PM

argon said:
maybe you could view attractive women as people rather than sex objects. think about her value as a person rather than a "bouncing" "specimen".... Until you can do that maybe you should stay home, or stick to cold showers, because honestly your discriptive language is disturbing to say the least.

Allow me to take someone else's funny for $200, Alex

"He treats objects like women, man"

Noir

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

FEB 26, 2005 07:00 PM

MisterSatan said:
A lot. A lot. The word is "a lot". It's actually two words. Not "allot".

Try again.

While we're at it, it should be in "vain" not "vein". Unless "doing hundreds of crunches" is code for some new needle drug.

burbankcitylines

I'm lost

October 2003

FEB 26, 2005 08:36 PM

demetrius_z said:

Cash said:
...because the only person lower on the gym food-chain is "nude dude". The guy who unnecessarily walks around the locker room naked. There's a perfectly acceptible 20 second window of nudity when you get to your locker after just having used the shower. Anything more than the transition from towel to drawers is just plain weird. Seriously...weighing yourself in your boxers is ok. Your underwear doesn't weigh 30 lbs.

Yeah, the guy who shaves naked is just plain creepy.

That brings back a few horrible memories from the one and only time I joined a gym.

Fenchurch

SUICIDEGIRL

Texas, USA

FEB 26, 2005 09:48 PM

argon said:
maybe you could view attractive women as people rather than sex objects. think about her value as a person rather than a "bouncing" "specimen".... Until you can do that maybe you should stay home, or stick to cold showers, because honestly your discriptive language is disturbing to say the least.

Don't you tell me what to do.
You don't know me.

3s3

United Kingdom

October 2004

FEB 27, 2005 03:37 AM

Cash said:
When I go to the gym...I'm there to do my workout and go home. Glancing...let me repeat that...glancing at anyone you find attractive is perfectly fine. All you need is a little self-control and discipline.

If you're not careful...you'll be labelled "that guy". If you've ever spent more than a month or two at any particular gym...you'll know what I'm talking about.

yep. That would be the 300lb, half naked, usually black "assistant gym instructor" dude who works there for the express purpose of hanging round the chicks

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