Hot ladies should stay away from my gym!

I'm prtty sure allot of guys find this somewhat familiar , your at the gym and busily trying to maximise your BO output in what time you have.

Then your concentration is smashed by an approaching honey in lycra shorts and sports bra, suddenly your muscles decide its time for friday and want to down tools so you can just gawp like a fucktard, like someone just slapped an extra 30lbs on your bench. You also feel the sudden urge to carry on with your current activity longer and more vigourosly that previously since you don't want to look like some kind of wimp in front of this specimen.

You see it all , everything bounces , her cheeks go red , there's a little sweat there , until to your horror she dissapears , probably off to the shower room.. leaving you thinking "mmm shower, wet soapy" like someone just messed up your hemispheres.

This problem is often compounded by some of them being really dumb, like they'll do hundreds of crunches in some vein effort to get a tasty stomach (which probably couldnt get any hotter anyway), until they realise that actually spot reduction DOESNT exist. Or ask you how they should set up an interval session program when they've decided to select the only treadmill whose interface consists solely of up/down arrows to control the speed.

Of course its always preferable to having to look your own ugly mug in the eye with the mirrors that some twisted fuck decided to throw all over the place just to remind you how unbuff you are compared to all the other dudes there.

what for their own safety?

i think you did the right thing.

working out is for pussies, buy a gun.

I go to the gym to workout and improve my physical abilities. At the gym you see incredibly fit, attractive women as well as incredibly not attractive women. If you are distracted easily by the bouncing boobs and lycra shorts then take a moment to look at the one of the not so attractive women and remind youself that if you don't get back to focusing on your workout, you may end up with one of them lying in your bed, sharing oreos with you. Or if you prefer, admire the hottie and remind yourself that if you get into good shape, you could end up doing the horizontal mambo with a beautiful Bench-press Betty. The only folks at the gym that bother me are the ones that go to be seen and not to workout. They waste time and space.

i actually agree with you. the presence of attractive women in the weight room has a tendency to make me sore the next day. its totally subconscious, but i'll go 10 pounds heavier than normal, on average.

there was actually a statistic that i read that said a man could bench press, on average, 30 pounds more if women were watching

Yup, works in the pool too. I actually swim better and faster. Quite the incentive aren't they - bless em

Move to Iran or Saudi Arabia where women are forced to cover their bodies to keep men from having distracting impure thoughts like the ones you have in the gym. Infidel.

I hear ya. When I was living back east, a friend and I regularly went to a gym that was part of a (then) small chain. We usually went to the one in the smaller, less populated part of town...mostly families and blue-collar folk there. Definetely plenty to look at and get distracted by, but the atmosphere there was one of hardcore working out.

One day, we decided to check out the one on the other side of town. This side of town was well to do and a little snotty. We were there for fifteen minutes before we decided to get the hell out. The place was a fucking fashion show/meat market. Both of us almost dropped weights on more than one occasion. Fuck that...then I moved out to Colorado, and the whole damn state is like that.

this should be on a t-shirt. i think the people at t-shirt hell would agree.

[Edited on Feb 26, 2005 by Mythony]

I love women in the gym. If it wasn't for them I wouldn't try as hard.

Maybe osama is just ticked 'cause someone kicked sand in his face at the beach.

Hate our freedoms, love our sunblock!

Confusingly strange thread of the day award goes to....

A lot. A lot. The word is "a lot". It's actually two words. Not "allot".

Try again.

I hear ya.

Don't you just shove a sock down your shorts?

At the gym I mean, I don't want to know what you do in your private life.

[Edited on Feb 26, 2005 by demetrius_z]

I think I'd gawk at Synnove's heaving breasts all the time if it wasn't so creepy.

Wait, this post isn't creepy, is it?

Nothin' hotter than a flabby man with a gun.

When I go to the gym...I'm there to do my workout and go home. Glancing...let me repeat that...glancing at anyone you find attractive is perfectly fine. All you need is a little self-control and discipline.

If you're not careful...you'll be labelled "that guy". If you've ever spent more than a month or two at any particular gym...you'll know what I'm talking about. They all have at least one guy who gawks creepily at the women. He gets labelled "that guy" and is ostracized. Don't be "that guy"...because the only person lower on the gym food-chain is "nude dude". The guy who unnecessarily walks around the locker room naked. There's a perfectly acceptible 20 second window of nudity when you get to your locker after just having used the shower. Anything more than the transition from towel to drawers is just plain weird. Seriously...weighing yourself in your boxers is ok. Your underwear doesn't weigh 30 lbs.

So you see...be better than "that guy"...because after him...you're nothing but "nude dude"

Yeah, the guy who shaves naked is just plain creepy.

Oh you can still tell they are hotties under that garb man.....Makes you wanna see her boobies even more...

Xixax said:
Maybe you should work out at home.

hahahaha

learn self-control too...

[Edited on Feb 26, 2005 by fiendish]