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Spit, swallow, or save it for later?!

rabidus

Green Bay, WI

April 2004

FEB 25, 2005 09:43 AM

Saw this on fark.com and laughed.

Geez. Now you gotta ask if the girl spits, swallows, or saves it for later?

linky linky

InLikeFlynn

Portland, OR

December 2004

FEB 25, 2005 10:11 AM

Swell. Now we need customs agents to check our dates for any undeclared outgoing material.

Sneaky semen ninjas...

[Edited on Feb 25, 2005 by Errol]

datsun

Richmond, CA

October 2004

FEB 25, 2005 10:22 AM

I am so going to be a semen ninja in my next life...

xRedDan

Valparaiso, IN

December 2003

FEB 25, 2005 10:26 AM

"She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift - an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee," the decision said. "There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request."

Just...wow. I think the court is even mocking the situation a bit.

Lufy

Ithaca, NY

May 2004

FEB 25, 2005 02:16 PM

"There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request."

So I guess requesting a "snowball" is a physical transaction not recognized as legally binding anymore?

fuckin' meddling lawyers...

InLikeFlynn

Portland, OR

December 2004

FEB 25, 2005 03:16 PM

I can't imagine how the rest of the evening wasn't a dead give-away.

"Well, goodnight."
"Mmffmrrm."
"... are, uh..... are you ok?"
"Mm-hmm!"
"You don't sound ok..... are you sure?"
"Mmmhrrmrfflemmp."

rabidus

Green Bay, WI

April 2004

FEB 27, 2005 07:34 AM

Errol said:
I can't imagine how the rest of the evening wasn't a dead give-away.

"Well, goodnight."
"Mmffmrrm."
"... are, uh..... are you ok?"
"Mm-hmm!"
"You don't sound ok..... are you sure?"
"Mmmhrrmrfflemmp."

SexyBeast

Covington, LA

July 2004

FEB 27, 2005 07:43 AM

^^^That was funny^^^

"There's a 5-year-old child here," Mirabelli said. "Imagine how a child feels when your father says he feels emotionally damaged by your birth."

Imagine how the kids going to feel when he finds out what his mom did. Damn, I'd be so pissed at my mom, and disgusted. I'd go to jail for beating the crap out of the woman.