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Richard Phillips, a family physician, is suing a woman he had an affair with after she allegedly kept some of his sperm that was exchanged during the affair to try and impregnate herself with.

According to the good doctor, they never had intercourse, but only oral sex. The brief affair happened 6 years ago, and ended when Dr. Phillips discovered she was not recently divorced as she said, but still married.

That certainly is an inventive way of..cheating on your husband and deliberatly having the other man's child, while also betraying the guy your cheating with's trust. Kind of a double-whammy eh?

The moral of the story is be careful where you squirt your seed.

hahahahahaha

That's the first time I've ever heard of anyone referring to blowing your load as a "gift" or an "original deposit" and not having an agreement that it would be "returned upon request". I mean... really... who wants it back? Damn indiangivers.

On a side note, how the hell did she keep it in her mouth or whatever long enough to take it to a clinic and have it artificially inseminated... or what doctor would do that without consent of the donator. It sounds like bullshit on the guy’s part... I seriously doubt any clinics would just let any woman walk in with a mouthful of sperm and request to be impregnated.

She probably just went to the bathroom with a turkey baster afterwards, and um , you know.

But what a shitty thing to do! Bad, bad woman...

I doubt she had to go to a clinic to have it put in. spit it in a cup turky baster it up...

Its simple.. go to bathroom afterwards, get a couple of cotton swabs, swab mouth til saturation, slide em in.. repeat on every occasion until desired effect achieved.

That being said, that woman is not a nice person.

Watch where you blow it guys.

Sounds too easy... plus how do you not notice her spitting it in a cup? If that was the case, she's a very evil bitch and he's an idiot for not paying attention. He should invite her over for another round but this time unload in her eye for all of his pain and suffering.

[Edited on Feb 25, 2005 by crazypills]

Crazy Bizzos!

Oh great! I had an ex who wouldn't swallow but said she spit out...should I be worried?

lock this woman up and make her a brutal example to all the crazy bizzos of the world. god. between this sort of thing and accidentaly getting a girl pregnant 5 years ago (aborted), i am fucking paranoid when it comes to having sex with anybody

This story would nicely fit into the agenda of all those rallying for Abstinence-Ed instead of Sex-Ed. "See? NO form of sexual encounter will save you from getting pregnant (just have to try a little harder)!"

This right here is why I will never have another relation with an american woman. they are mostly all Evil..............

Very true.

We're also facing a serious mineshaft gap.

Also, I can only hope this woman's child grows up to loathe and detest her existence.

[Edited on Feb 25, 2005 2:05PM]

No fair. Not the kid's fault. At all.

Belongs in Science Fiction too........

Uh - interesting?

No.


Bizarre.

No.......

Twisted?

Nah.


i'm scared.....

This week on Liars and cheats:

This woman developed and executed the perfect plan to not only get herself some free money, but to screw over an over-paid American doctor. Find out how you too can benefit from the clauses and bylaws of paternity/maternity regulations.

so THAT'S how the virgin mary did it...

I'm trying to figure out what this means for the "Second Coming" ....