thomas f. cash, phd., a professor or psychology at old dominon university in norfolk, virginia, investigated perceptions of bald men in western society. subjects were asked to rate photographs of balding and non-balding men...

results showed that, when compared to nonbalfing matched counterparts, balding men we perceived as follows:
-less physically attractive (by both sexes)
-less assertive
-less successful
-less personally likable
-older (by about 5 years)

etc etc.

this has fuck all to do with pirates. i just thought it was kinda funny.

TheRevolutionary

San Diego, CA

June 2004

FEB 24, 2005 03:58 PM

Hooray for the pirate trend!

Cash

USA

OLD SKOOL

FEB 24, 2005 04:06 PM

emilyrocks said:

Cash said:
How Charrrrrrrrrrrrrrrming.

this is from my cosmetology textbook. it made me think of you.

this has fuck all to do with pirates. i just thought it was kinda funny.

sooo...when you think of me...you think of unattractive, pushover, unsuccessful, unlikable old, bald men?

PyronauticA

Clarkston, WA

July 2002

FEB 24, 2005 04:10 PM

Cash said:

emilyrocks said:

Cash said:
How Charrrrrrrrrrrrrrrming.

this is from my cosmetology textbook. it made me think of you.

this has fuck all to do with pirates. i just thought it was kinda funny.

sooo...when you think of me...you think of unattractive, pushover, unsuccessful, unlikable old, bald men?

I know I do...rawr!

thelastbeliever

United Kingdom

January 2004

FEB 24, 2005 04:20 PM

Where do pirates come from?

AAAaaaaaargentina

Eero

USA

August 2003

FEB 24, 2005 04:27 PM

pirate are totally played out.

due in part to johnny depp.

Cash

USA

OLD SKOOL

FEB 24, 2005 04:31 PM

PyroeroticA said:
I know I do...rawr!

Ahoy! Who's that seafairin' Wench? That's one fine hunk o' seaweed. She can shiver my timbers all night.

ROCKADIVA

Houston, TX

March 2004

FEB 24, 2005 04:36 PM

when the hell did this pirate trend begin? Please don't tell me truly it was cause of Johnny Depp

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL

November 2004

FEB 24, 2005 04:40 PM

So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants. The bartender says, "Hey man, you have a steering wheel hanging out of your pants." The pirate says,

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

[Edited on Feb 24, 2005 by PsychoMagnet]

kitschy

Raleigh, NC

July 2004

FEB 24, 2005 04:50 PM

PsychoMagnet said:
So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants. The bartender says, "Hey man, you have a steering wheel hanging out of your pants." The pirate says,

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

[Edited on Feb 24, 2005 by PsychoMagnet]

harahara haraharararararararar har!

PyronauticA

Clarkston, WA

July 2002

FEB 24, 2005 04:53 PM

Cash said:

PyroeroticA said:
I know I do...rawr!

Ahoy! Who's that seafairin' Wench? That's one fine hunk o' seaweed. She can shiver my timbers all night.

Wow, that's actually a really good portrayal of how I actually look before photoshop.

cklarock

Lawrence, KS

August 2004

FEB 24, 2005 04:57 PM

ROCKADIVA said:
when the hell did this pirate trend begin?

It probably started when the very first human put something someone else wanted onto a boat, but the heyday of high-seas piracy was during the eighteenth century when luminaries like Captain Blackbeard terrorized the Caribbean!

Have you been to the pirate store? San Francisco's only independant Pirate Supply Store; at 826 Valencia, it's not like Captain Rick's Booty Cove, where you find things like faulty lard, or inferior swabs. Sure, you might save a buck or two, but how much loot will you lose when your cannons misfire?

[Edited on Feb 24, 2005 by cklarock]

Bondgirl

Aberdeen, SD

February 2004

FEB 24, 2005 05:11 PM

Oooo! I want a pirate face!!

SomethingStupid

North Hollywood, CA

March 2004

FEB 24, 2005 06:13 PM

cklarock said:

ROCKADIVA said:
when the hell did this pirate trend begin?

I heard that even his mother thought Captain Rick was insane. And his planks are not made-to-order.

cklarock

Lawrence, KS

August 2004

FEB 25, 2005 09:28 AM

TedKoppel said:
I heard that even his mother thought Captain Rick was insane. And his planks are not made-to-order.

Plus, his parrot is drab and inarticulate.

Bastardo

Boston, MA

January 2005

FEB 25, 2005 01:48 PM

Eero said:
pirate are totally played out.

due in part to johnny depp.

Back off with your anti-piratism pally!

bambam226

Fort Worth, TX

December 2004

FEB 25, 2005 01:57 PM

TheIrishBastard said:

Eero said:
pirate are totally played out.

due in part to johnny depp.

Back off with your anti-piratism pally!

The Irish have pirates too???

Bastardo

Boston, MA

January 2005

FEB 25, 2005 02:29 PM

arrrr boy-o shiver me timbers.

JJ_R0x0rz

I'm lost

October 2003

FEB 25, 2005 02:48 PM

hehehe irish pirates...nice so instead of rum they drink whiskey?

beaky

Miami, FL

April 2003

FEB 25, 2005 03:01 PM

arrrrgh, we wanna see pictures matey

JohnnyForeigner

United Kingdom

July 2003

FEB 27, 2005 07:33 AM

I'm a pirate:

BOARDS: