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Capt_Sparrow

Capt_Sparrow

Prescott, AZ
January 2004

FEB 23, 2005 07:18 PM

I thought this was hilarious
I dont like u leave

Im so getting a girlfriend just to do this hahaha probably not though

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

FEB 23, 2005 07:24 PM

I think if i told my imaginary girlfriend that "I don't lik you anymore" she'd probably say something like "Then I don't suk you anymore."

thelastbeliever

thelastbeliever

United Kingdom
January 2004

FEB 23, 2005 07:28 PM

Why the hell would you spend good money on those cards when you could just make a better one yourself!!.......

Jeff_Fries

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA
September 2003

FEB 23, 2005 07:30 PM

PsychoMagnet said:
I think if i told my imaginary girlfriend that "I don't lik you anymore" she'd probably say something like "Then I don't suk you anymore."


Big lol.

minibeanie

minibeanie

Vancouver, WA
February 2004

FEB 23, 2005 07:31 PM

Cause we are all lazy.....Duh surreal

Noir

Noir

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

FEB 23, 2005 07:32 PM

PsychoMagnet said:
I think if i told my imaginary girlfriend that "I don't lik you anymore" she'd probably say something like "Then I don't suk you anymore."




Very amusing.

Maladjusted

Maladjusted

Forked River, NJ
August 2003

FEB 23, 2005 07:34 PM

I must say..this kind of fits alot of my past relastionships.
pain

Whiteiris

Whiteiris

I'm lost
November 2004

FEB 23, 2005 07:36 PM

Man those are great. I needed a laugh like that. I will have to keep those in mind.

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

FEB 23, 2005 07:37 PM

True story. I sent a Valentine's Day card to a random email address. It was picked up yesterday.

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

FEB 23, 2005 07:39 PM

Noir said:

PsychoMagnet said:
I think if i told my imaginary girlfriend that "I don't lik you anymore" she'd probably say something like "Then I don't suk you anymore."




Very amusing.



Ok ok fine, I'll put you on my favorites list, as soon as your set goes up. Sheesh, if you insist.

everytingends

everytingends

Canada
December 2004

FEB 23, 2005 07:44 PM

remember the time I told you I loved you, it was a mistake, I thought you were someone else.... HAHAHAHA that's amazing!

Capt_Sparrow

Capt_Sparrow

Prescott, AZ
January 2004

FEB 23, 2005 07:51 PM

PsychoMagnet said:
I think if i told my imaginary girlfriend that "I don't lik you anymore" she'd probably say something like "Then I don't suk you anymore."




yeah so what i cant spell frown

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

FEB 23, 2005 08:01 PM

Mavis said:

PsychoMagnet said:
I think if i told my imaginary girlfriend that "I don't lik you anymore" she'd probably say something like "Then I don't suk you anymore."




yeah so what i cant spell frown



It wasn't personal at all, I just like to take any opportunity I can find to make dumb jokes. It's just who I am. Some might say it is a cry for help. Some might also say, "pass the mayonaisse" If you think about it, they're both right.

Edited because now I can't spell.

[Edited on Feb 23, 2005 by PsychoMagnet]

Stitchy

Stitchy

Pacifica, CA
May 2004

FEB 23, 2005 08:40 PM

tongue these are awesome.
i'm debating. maybe i should get real, and go for the 5 pack.