Family Guy and what you learn when you watch all..

Family Guy and what you learn when you watch all of them.

I recently sat down and watch all 3 seasons of Family guy over a 2 week period at work, yes that's right at work. If you don't know I do nothing at work. I am paid to sit behind a desk and do NOTHING, I get paid a decent amount of money, have a company van and will be laid off probably at the end of March.

BUT let's get back to Family Guy, Great I think the 2nd season was the best overall season but each episode has at least 1 great joke if not more. I hope Fox does not fuck up the show when they bring it back.

One great joke per episode? Someone get Guinness on the line.

I like sexay pahhties!

Abort children who's heads resemble footballs, gain weight, act like a bumbling idiot so i can marry a nice girl.

Yep, that about sums it up.

The best one is when he is pool side and showing his son how he can embarrass him. He grabs his boob and starts licking it while looking at the people gathering around him.

I'm partial to the one where he's joined a group for sensitivity training toward women, and he tries to breast feed Stewie. Cracks me up every time!


[Edited on Feb 23, 2005 by theSpotlessMind]

Soooo many things about family guy!!!!



Also thats where I learned OPTIMUS PRIME is JEWISH!!!!

[Edited on Feb 23, 2005 by DeceptiviewFilm]

i learned so much interesting trivia from the series and i wont say its useless cause it randomly pops up in converstation!

I love Family Guy. My favorite episode is There's something about Paulie where Peter is friends with a mobster named Big Fat Paulie. But almost all of them are good. It's really kind of bullshit to say there is at least one great joke per episode....There are usually far more good jokes per episode than any series I have ever seen with the possible exception of Simpsons or Seinfeld in their primes. Simpsons now is basically a hollow, gimmicky shadow of what it once was and Seinfeld is long gone. Family Guy is coming back and I just hope all that time off hasn't hurt things.

" Hey eveyone! Look what Peter Griffen, Chris Griffen's father can do."

another one i love about that episode is when the guys walk over when Chris is sitting on the diving board and say

"Excuse me sir you can't park your van there"

followed by silly dialogue

Then peter goes and grabs his "The Club" and locks it onto Chris. So awesome.

From the episode where Joe wins the special peoples games

Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal. You hear me? No matter how neat I want the house you have to clean it.

More fun with Peter's nipple: When he's trying to make Luke Perry go gay, he rubs an ice cube on it so it perks up. Doesn't he juice an orange on it then?

Yeah he does,it was on the other night. "I never noticed how smooth the skin between your acne is" Meg talking to the nerdy kid,i forget his name.

Kind of offtopic, but Family Guy is on 3-4 different channels here...
Fox, Cartoon Network, TBS, I swear I've seen it elsewhere.
Talk about cashing in.

Did anybody see Michael Moore all suited up for the Tonight Show with Jay about 2 or 3 weeks ago.... I swear he looked just like Peter...