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dem_z

dem_z

United Kingdom
June 2004

FEB 23, 2005 01:02 AM

Have you thought about what you want to happen with your body when you die? Are you going to donate your organs? Would you prefer to be buried or cremated? Are you worried about the pollution risks from cremation? Perhaps you're going to donate your body to medical science?

I ask because I've been reading (well, listening to the audio book) "Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers" which is interesting, but perhaps a bit gruesome.

crackedhead

crackedhead

San Jose, CA
September 2004

FEB 23, 2005 01:09 AM

My parents want to be cremated, but I say, "fuck that". I want to be buried as I am in hopes I'll become a zombie bent on revenge.

TAFKASP

TAFKASP

Oakland, CA
June 2003

FEB 23, 2005 01:16 AM

i want to be the object of affection for a lucky group of necrophiliacs, followed by a cold shower, then zipped over to a hospital room where only my balls will be donated, and just before i'm taken to the crematorium to be beaten, butchered, and torched... all to the tune of Guns & Roses "welcome to the jungle"

Noir

Noir

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

FEB 23, 2005 01:23 AM

I have it all planned out along with other things like finances and where the pets go and more. I keep it all written down along with contact numbers and my address so that people can go feed my critters and keep it in my wallet. I'm not going to be some nameless body in a morgue. I also wrote down not to revive me. Dying can't be fun. I only want to do that shit once.

JoshXXX

JoshXXX

Northborough, MA
March 2004

FEB 23, 2005 01:56 AM

crackedhead said:
My parents want to be cremated, but I say, "fuck that". I want to be buried as I am in hopes I'll become a zombie bent on revenge.



That's funny, as I'm having myself cremated for the sole purpose of NOT coming back as a member of the undead.

crackedhead

crackedhead

San Jose, CA
September 2004

FEB 23, 2005 02:15 AM

JoshXXX said:

crackedhead said:
My parents want to be cremated, but I say, "fuck that". I want to be buried as I am in hopes I'll become a zombie bent on revenge.



That's funny, as I'm having myself cremated for the sole purpose of NOT coming back as a member of the undead.



The zombie life is the only real kind of life. Plus, brains are yummy.

James_

James_

United Kingdom
March 2003

FEB 23, 2005 02:18 AM

I want to be cremated and have my ashes scattered somewhere special to me. Not sure where yet, I think I need to live a bit more first! smile

Lolita

Lolita

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

FEB 23, 2005 03:03 AM

I want my body to be eaten after I die, by strange poeple, preferably from france.

AnnaLee

AnnaLee

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

FEB 23, 2005 03:28 AM

Or you could donate your body to Dr.Von Hagens and be plastinaited (spelling?) I hope I will just be a zombie though, then I can dispose of all your bodies before you're dead! skull

Jeff_Fries

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA
September 2003

FEB 23, 2005 03:29 AM

The reason I keep in such good shape is in case someone ever needs to use one of my limbs as a weapon.

dem_z

dem_z

United Kingdom
June 2004

FEB 23, 2005 03:38 AM

Lolita said:
I want my body to be eaten after I die, by strange poeple, preferably from france.


Haha, a bit like Bernd Juergen Brandes?

Meiwes, 42, admitted killing and eating Bernd Juergen Brandes after sex and hours of sado-masochism but insisted his victim had volunteered.

eeek eeek

[Edited on Feb 23, 2005 by demetrius_z]

AnnaLee

AnnaLee

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

FEB 23, 2005 03:44 AM

I didnt like that eaten alive story puke

Lain

Lain

Astoria, NY
April 2004

FEB 23, 2005 04:02 AM

My body and everything attached in it (or on it) is all going with me when I die.

No you cant have my organs to save little billy.

fuck science.

Bury me whole Or face my wrath.

wottan

wottan

Vancouver, BC
July 2004

FEB 23, 2005 04:12 AM

Shot into space in an airtight startrek coffin, duh!

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

FEB 23, 2005 04:45 AM

I'll be allowed to fester in the sun for a week or so, then launched by trebuchet into some place very public. Perhaps a sporting event or Yanni concert.

_Sarah_

_Sarah_

Kalamazoo, MI
January 2003

FEB 23, 2005 04:47 AM

Enfant_Terrible said:
I have a form that I requested from These People, to donate my body to them. It weirds me out(mortality and signing myself over, etc.), so I never have filled it out, but one day when I work up the nerve that is what...

[Edited on Feb 23, 2005 by Enfant_Terrible]


I saw that exhibit in Chicago a few weeks ago. It was amazing.

I plan to donate my organs. I haven't really thought past that. I'm sure I'll pick cremation, since burial plots, caskets, and so on are so expensive. I've already told my family to yank the plug and harvest my organs if I'm ever in that kind of situation.

[Edited on Feb 23, 2005 by Sorcha]

dem_z

dem_z

United Kingdom
June 2004

FEB 23, 2005 05:09 AM

Sorcha said:
since burial plots, caskets, and so on are so expensive. I've already told my family to yank the plug and harvest my organs if I'm ever in that kind of situation.


You make two really important points here.

1) Funerals are fantastically expensive. I was amazed at how much an average funeral costs. eeek

2) I want to donate all my organs too, and it's important (at least in the UK) for people to mention their wishes to their relatives so that people know what to say if the worst happens. It's not a nice thing to talk about, but a little bit of preparation can make things easier for the people who survive you.

dAHMER

dahmer

South Vienna, OH
OLD SKOOL

FEB 23, 2005 05:20 AM

demetrius_z said:
I ask because I've been reading (well, listening to the audio book) "Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers" which is interesting, but perhaps a bit gruesome.


I have that same book sitting on my bookself. My brother got it for Christmas and told me I should read it cause he thought it was interesting. Small world. Hehe.

Any way, I do not want to be revived. I hate to sound morbid, but I don't wanna lose any chance I've got to get out of this fucked up world. I do not want them to take any of my organs. I'm not a religious/spiritual person, but some thing bothers me about the idea of my organs living on after I'm dead. Think about it. If we do have souls, what happens to it when your heart lives on inside some one else once the rest of you is dead? surreal

Also, I just want to be buried. I wish they could just leave me in the woods to rot, but I'm pretty sure that is illegal. Fuck embalming and all that. I want to go as natural as possible, and I just want to return to the earth the way creation intended.

hubble

hubble

United Kingdom
January 2005

FEB 23, 2005 05:28 AM

I want to go down one of those 30 storey construction shoots, and straight into a skip.

Failing that, put me on the London Underground and see if anyone notices before the smell gets beyond acceptable 'tramp-like' levels.

I know... I'm not terribly hi-brow.

tongue

Knecht

Knecht

Boston, MA
February 2003

FEB 23, 2005 05:29 AM

My funeral will be as follows, no matter how much it might upset me mum. I will have my chest emptied of organs (anyone who wants one can have it) and then the empty cavity will be filled with fireworks. I will be fired out of a canon high into the sky, where I will explode in a spectacular, yet tasteful, display of pyrotechnics wizardry. Then I will mist down upon all my adoring fans.

dem_z

dem_z

United Kingdom
June 2004

FEB 23, 2005 05:32 AM

Knecht said:
Then I will mist down upon all my adoring fans.


Mist? Don't you mean "splatter"? puke wink

hubble

hubble

United Kingdom
January 2005

FEB 23, 2005 05:39 AM

Knecht said:
My funeral will be as follows, no matter how much it might upset me mum. I will have my chest emptied of organs (anyone who wants one can have it) and then the empty cavity will be filled with fireworks. I will be fired out of a canon high into the sky, where I will explode in a spectacular, yet tasteful, display of pyrotechnics wizardry. Then I will mist down upon all my adoring fans.



There's going to have to be some MAJOR wizardry for mum to go for it...

Knecht

Knecht

Boston, MA
February 2003

FEB 23, 2005 05:41 AM

hubble0671 said:

There's going to have to be some MAJOR wizardry for mum to go for it...




I dunno... maybe they could do one of those smiley faces. smile

hubble

hubble

United Kingdom
January 2005

FEB 23, 2005 05:43 AM

coooool... smile

Knecht

Knecht

Boston, MA
February 2003

FEB 23, 2005 05:43 AM

demetrius_z said:

Knecht said:
Then I will mist down upon all my adoring fans.


Mist? Don't you mean "splatter"? puke wink




If the wizardry is wizardrious enough (and for my funeral it got damn well had better be) then all that will be left of me is a fine red mist.

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