Brad Pitt's Satanic Powers

This is one of the funniest things I've ever read. Now I know you're all thinking that it's just a parody, but check out the rest of the site here and see if you can find anything to indicate this guy is joking. It's either the best parody I've ever seen, or else very scary and disturbing. I'll bet the Catholics are dying of embarassment at having this guy claiming to be one. Either way the Brad Pitt thing is effing hilarious.

Pretty sure it's parody...
http://free.freespeech.org/shockingtruth/

Dear lord I hope it's a parody. I'm never sure with these crazies. Sorta like the anti-masturbation crowd. Half the sites are parodies, but the real ones are more ridiculous than the fakes a lot of the time. That reminds me of a funny picture...



Now that's what I call pussy control

[Edited on Nov 24, 2002 by remarek4]

Oh my god! That is the cutest kitty ever!

And then I went down to the docks and purchased for the evening the services of young man who looked like Brad Pitt, and had long hours of stimulating intercourse with him. I am not ashamed of this, because I am not a Homosexual...........

That's so funny, the same thing happened to me!

ha...

reminds me a little of this...

LOL... so why does everyone assume this guy is being controlled by ME? I mean, I have better things to do, honestly.

well if you AREN'T all cosy with the Hasselhoff, who taught you those banana swallowing skills??

ha!

I learned them (among other things) during my internship in the world-famous sex shops of Thailand.

DUH!

god i love that brad pitt

it's true. I've popped woody watching Brad Pitt in JOHNNY SUEDE, but I think it was a combination of him and Catherine Keener in a tub that did it.

the devil is not brad pit or david hasselhoff the devil is dick clark how many years has he hosted the new years eve parties in new york? and doest he look the same he did 30 years ago? and lets face it didnt someone say the anti-christ will arrive in new york on new years day?just merely an observation on my part though

haha yeah that sight is great, ive always been a fan of the henry rollins one and the straight edge/minor threat one