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grahf

grahf

New York, NY
September 2002

NOV 24, 2002 09:58 PM

This is one of the funniest things I've ever read. Now I know you're all thinking that it's just a parody, but check out the rest of the site here and see if you can find anything to indicate this guy is joking. It's either the best parody I've ever seen, or else very scary and disturbing. I'll bet the Catholics are dying of embarassment at having this guy claiming to be one. Either way the Brad Pitt thing is effing hilarious.

Cherry

Cherry

SUICIDEGIRL

British Columbia, Canada

NOV 24, 2002 10:43 PM

He he, well I get those urges when I see Bradd Pitt too wink + I wish he'd enter my dreams + do detestable things with me eeek

He should think himself lucky... LMAO biggrin

Cherry xx

leiru13

leiru13

New York, NY
November 2002

NOV 24, 2002 10:46 PM

grahf

grahf

New York, NY
September 2002

NOV 24, 2002 10:54 PM

Dear lord I hope it's a parody. I'm never sure with these crazies. Sorta like the anti-masturbation crowd. Half the sites are parodies, but the real ones are more ridiculous than the fakes a lot of the time. That reminds me of a funny picture...



Now that's what I call pussy control biggrin

[Edited on Nov 24, 2002 by remarek4]

leiru13

leiru13

New York, NY
November 2002

NOV 25, 2002 01:07 AM

remarek4 said:
Dear lord I hope it's a parody. I'm never sure with these crazies. Sorta like the anti-masturbation crowd. Half the sites are parodies, but the real ones are more ridiculous than the fakes a lot of the time. That reminds me of a funny picture...

Now that's what I call pussy control biggrin

[Edited on Nov 24, 2002 by remarek4]



Oh my god! That is the cutest kitty ever!

thedevilman

thedevilman

United Kingdom
August 2002

NOV 25, 2002 01:59 AM

And then I went down to the docks and purchased for the evening the services of young man who looked like Brad Pitt, and had long hours of stimulating intercourse with him. I am not ashamed of this, because I am not a Homosexual........... eeek

azboarder

azboarder

Portland, OR
OLD SKOOL

NOV 25, 2002 07:38 AM

"I first noticed that there was something peculiar about Mr Pitt when I watched one of his films, Thelma and Louise. Every time he appeared in a scene I noticed that my penis became erect. Now I am not a homosexual, so I can only assume that it was an example of Pitt's sinister mind control technique."



That's so funny, the same thing happened to me!

partiallyblind

partiallyblind

United Kingdom
OLD SKOOL

NOV 25, 2002 07:40 AM

ha...

reminds me a little of this...

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

NOV 25, 2002 07:41 AM

LOL... so why does everyone assume this guy is being controlled by ME? I mean, I have better things to do, honestly. whatever

partiallyblind

partiallyblind

United Kingdom
OLD SKOOL

NOV 25, 2002 07:51 AM

MisterSatan said:
LOL... so why does everyone assume this guy is being controlled by ME? I mean, I have better things to do, honestly. whatever



well if you AREN'T all cosy with the Hasselhoff, who taught you those banana swallowing skills??

ha!

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

NOV 25, 2002 08:45 AM

I learned them (among other things) during my internship in the world-famous sex shops of Thailand.

DUH! smile

Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

NOV 25, 2002 11:53 AM

Brad Pitt is Satan because he won't fuck me. frown

_Michael

_Michael

West Hollywood, CA
August 2002

NOV 25, 2002 12:10 PM

god i love that brad pitt

BoxterJulep

BoxterJulep

San Francisco, CA
October 2002

NOV 25, 2002 01:51 PM

it's true. I've popped woody watching Brad Pitt in JOHNNY SUEDE, but I think it was a combination of him and Catherine Keener in a tub that did it.

Charlie_Stars

Charlie_Stars

USA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 25, 2002 03:05 PM

the devil is not brad pit or david hasselhoff the devil is dick clark how many years has he hosted the new years eve parties in new york? and doest he look the same he did 30 years ago? and lets face it didnt someone say the anti-christ will arrive in new york on new years day?just merely an observation on my part though

JomRopGame

JomRopGame

Thousand Oaks, CA
October 2002

NOV 25, 2002 05:39 PM

haha yeah that sight is great, ive always been a fan of the henry rollins one and the straight edge/minor threat one