Flipping Out

---in response to the tipping thread.


I searched for a thread like this and didnt find one.......anway...i was curious to know what kidn of "flipping out" stories you have...

now mind you it takes a trillion things to make me mad..............so a few months ago i went to this ice cream shop with my girlfirend and we ordered ice cream and everything ...and paid ...so then i get the ice cream and its all melted, both of them in fact. I ask the fella to switch them out for new ones since they were melted. He just said NO! and smiled.....then in asked him again...and he just started laughing and told me NO again.....all with my girlfriend being there....which made it hella more diffucult,since im not the macho yelling screaming type....so i ask for the manager....and he just sneered and started laughing....and by that time the entire staff was laughing and just all up in my face.....just telling me that i have to eat it....

now by that time i was thinking im either on some show or ive entered the twilight zone.... so then i was furious since they made my girlfriend mad and myself mad. So instead of jumping over the counter and beating them all sense-less, i remembered that my girlfriend had a week old hamburger in her car (why? i dont know). So then i told the people that i would eat the ice cream, as they laughed some more. I got the hamburger, ate it and then ate the ice cream...and then just hurled all over the entrance doors and floor.....it was great...my girlfriend thought it was hilarious...i was laughing my ass offf....and the people were all just pissed..... needless to say, they didnt get a tip.

That story reminds me of a lie.

wow.....thats a hell of a way to get revenge, my hat goes off to you...you sick fucker.

"YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! I don't WANT it now! I wanted my bill 15 minutes ago!"

"last time we were here, we got our bill when we asked for it!. . .explain that!! EXPLAIN THAT!!..YOU CAN'T CAN YOU!?"

"I vote with my dollars! they're called DOLLAR VOTES!!!!"



[Edited on Feb 22, 2005 by KMFCM]

Hardy Har Har. Me too.

Texans wont stand for anyones shit!

Actually thats a lie. I would have simply said, "Damn. Its melted."

'Stand By Me' is my favorite movie ever.

Hell yeah!!!! Who would've thought that Vern, Jerry O'Connell, would turn out to be a stud that gets some pretty hot women?

You are crazy if you really did that. Why would you subject yourself to thousands of different types of bacteria, when all you needed to do was throw 2 fingers down your throat? Think smarter next time. Hehe...that last sentence is great for this thread.

I thought this was gonna be about ninjas.

i was on the phone with cingular for forty five minutes, giving the guy all my personal information to get a new phone that was going to make my life better in every way.

right before he was going to give me the confirmation number, the phone disconnected. i expected him to call back because he said he would, but nothing.

so i called back, was on hold for 10 minutes, then another fellow came on and told me that there were no records in my file about the 45 minute conversation, and nothing about a new phone. so i asked if i could start over. i guess i was in the mood to be punished that night. so the guy said he would transfer me to the right department to start over and get my new phone.

after being on hold for 10 more minutes the woman came on the phone and told me i was not in the right department and she had to transfer me back to where i'd just come from.

i shouted...no, i BELLOWED into the phone, "you people are so FUCKING DISORGANIZED AND STUPID!!!!!' and hung up. it might not have accomplished much, but i felt better. *

*note: i was drinking whiskey that night.

I can't believe you guys are taking this seriously...the guy made the story up.

Aww man, now I want a story about ninjas!

woa woa woa.... why would i make a story up like that? what purpose would that serve?.....now that i think about it yea, it kinda is like stand by me, ...but at the time i wasnt thinking about that movie

You are crazy if you really did that. Why would you subject yourself to thousands of different types of bacteria, when all you needed to do was throw 2 fingers down your throat? Think smarter next time. Hehe...that last sentence is great for this thread.


thousands? more likely millions ....but i really dont have much of a gag reflex..

I like melted ice cream.

So. . .you're an asshole then?

Me too.

*totally let down*

That is exactly what I was thinking....

once upon a time, there was a great and powerful ninja who went to get ice cream with his girlfriend. when they got their ice cream, it was not what they expected, and the evil ice cream man let out a mighty roar of a laugh. then the ninja remembered the magical fermented meat that was in his girlfriends car, so he ate it, and puked all over the front door of the evil ice cream shop. his revenge was sweet!...... then he died from food poisoning.
the end

ill take "cause shes totally disgusting" for 800.

ughhh...forget it...the thread is dead....

It would be awesome if jeopardy had that category.