Beans

Lima, Lento, Soy and Pinto
Navy, Northern, and Garbonzo!
Kidneys, and Frejoles, Negros.
I love beans.

I love beans, woo woo woo.
I love beans, how about you?
High in fiber, low in fat.
Hey I betcha didn't know that!

When I eat beans, I sit in my own little cloud.
Nobody comes to visit me, in my little cloud.
I don't know why... maybe because I'm cuttin' muffins!

I love beans hey hey hey
I love beans every day!
Beans are an excellent source of protein,
I love beans, dingy doo!

*whew* somebody open a window.

Hoodaleehoo..

(no im not insane, thats a song he sings that i happen to find cute & silly)



[Edited on Feb 21, 2005 by beckyuill]

Beans beans
The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you toot

The more you toot
The better you feel
Hey, let's have bean for every meal

"She'd teach me about modern art,and i'd show her it's ok to fart"

It's a line in a song.

Ha ha! That was a good one! Now go help your mother catch some of those devil beans.





[Edited on Feb 21, 2005 by Yo_La_Jimbo]

beans?

haha awesome!!!!

hey willie! crack a window will ya?

ha ha!

crack open allllll the windows!

Maybe I'll impress her by being in a band,
and maybe if I act real tough, she'll let me hold her hand.
Maybe I'll win her heart by writing a song about her.
Sometimes I sit at home and wonder if she's
sitting at home thinking of me and wondering if
I'm sitting at home thinking about her...
or am I just wasting my time?

(I ♥ that song. )

I also ♥ Brak.

you are officially my new hero!

and in my town,you can't drive naked

Beans, beans, the musical fruit; the more you eat the more you toot.
Beans, beans, they're good for the heart; the more you eat the more you...

That exhausts my knowledge of legume poetry.

The ironic thing is that I live in their hometown, and back in 10th grade I looked out the schoolbus window and saw someone driving naked with his business suit hung up on the back-seat coat rack.

Lies, all lies.

Edit to add that on the plus side, Mexican food from Sombrero's (just because) really is every bit as good as they make it sound. Man, I could go for a carnitas burrito right now...

[Edited on Feb 21, 2005 by dictionary_girl]

oh, your actually from san diego. your lucky. i hear all these good things about sombrero. i'm like "dammit,i wish i could try it" lucky you

This thread needs more Brak love.

I agree.



¡VIVA LA BRAK!

Has anybody seen my baloney sammich?

I like hubcaps, I like laundry, I like waffles, I like antfarms
I like recess picnics, and eatin' pork and beans
I like tinfoil and bowties
I like cardboard and moon pies
When I'm soaking in the bathtub, I like shootin' submarines
Shootin' submarines
I like Snoopy, I like Droopy, I like Charles Nelson Reilly
I like Hee-Haw, Fat Albert, and I also like corn
I like cornflakes, corndogs
I like corn bread and cornstarch
I like the band Korn and popcorn, I like all kinds of corn
ALL KINDS OF CORN!

He likes this and he likes that
He likes that and he likes this
Oogedy boogedy life is sweet
Oogedy boogedy tell 'em girls
When Brak has troubles he likes to think of just how lucky he is
Because of all the things that I like....
What was that? (My bad.)

I like eggrolls and crab rolls, crab legs, but not frog legs
I like duck sauce with duct tape and jumping on the bed
I like Popeye, Pipeye, Popeye Poopeye Peepeye
Olive Oyl and Bluto, and falling on my head
Falling on my head
I like throwing spaghetti at Bigfoot and Yeti
I like Veronica and Betty, don't call me Jughead!
I like gumballs and rumballs, I like cheeseballs and cheesecake
I like pineapple upside-down cake, why's it upside-down?
WHY'S IT UPSIDE-DOWN?

He likes this and he likes that
He likes that and he likes this
Oogedy Boogedy you know what I mean
Oogedy Boogedy tell 'em Franz
When Brak has troubles he likes to think of just how lucky he is
Cause all of the things that I, liiiiiiiiiiiike

Mashed potatoes! Hey! Sweet potatoes!
Baked potatoes! Potato chips!
Whoa! Smoked sausage! Fried chicken!
Pepperoni pizza! Tenderloin tips!

Nobody can make a donut do the things you do.
Believe me, baby, believe me, baby, I've tried quite a few!
I've eaten meatballs in Sweden, and pork chops in Peru.
But all it did, all it did, all it did, all it did, all it did was remind me of you, baby!
And your mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes... Oh baby! Pass the butter!

Did someone say more Brak love?




Well here I am walkin' down the street
Hey look down there I can see my feet
I gave 'em both names One's Tony One's Lou
Lou's steppin' on Tony He's steppin' on Lou
So I'm walking down the street, or should I say
On the sidewalk The streets are not safe
There's cars and buses and tricked out scooters
And they all kinda look like tricked out scooters

[Edited on Feb 22, 2005 by Yo_La_Jimbo]