A Scanner Darkly

trailer

New favorite Keanu Reeves line: "Both hemispheres of my brain are competeing?"

Looks interesting.

For the full effect, you got to punctuate that shit, man.

Both hemispheres of my brain..... are competeing?

[Edited on Feb 21, 2005 by ExcitableBoy]

We're talking away
I don't know what
I'm to say I'll say it anyway
Today's another day to find you
Shying away
I'll be coming for your love, OK?

Take on me, take me on
I'll be gone
In a day or two

It certainly beats: "I know kung-fu." There were so many in Constantine I stopped counting...I really don't like Keanu.

that looks like an interesting book... I think I'll check it out.

the movie looks pretty cool actually. gonna have to check it out

As if Canoe Reeves has two functioning hemispheres.

Both hemispheres... of my brain... are competing?"

Apparently Charlie Kaufman's screenplay got scrapped when the project changed hands.

The trailer mentioned nothing of Black Death, curious.

I think it's interesting that he's making only "animated" films now. Linklater, not Reeves, that is...

Err, I guess I didn't edit so much as double-post. Arrgh, it's late. See below for further humiliation at my own hand.

[Edited on Feb 22, 2005 by dictionary_girl]

Obviously, you are not familiar with Keanu Reeves' illustrious animated career!



Ehhh?



EHHHHH??



The sick thing is that I not only remember that cartoon but used to watch it. I was seven years old and had the biggest crush on Ted "Theodore" Logan since sliced bread. Don't judge me.

Edited to add: What the fuck was up with those guitars with the retarded necks that just ended into nothing? How do you tune that shit? That was the worst part of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. That and the fact that when the princesses went to the '80s they got stripper metal hair. Holy fuck what am I talking about I need to go to sleep...

[Edited on Feb 22, 2005 by dictionary_girl]

It's a movie based on a Phillip K. Dick novel. I'd see it if it starred Lou Ferrigno and Joey Lawrence. Fortunately it doens't.

School of Rock wasn't animated and that came after Waking Life. Besides, this one really actually needs the animation. I wish it had different actors, but I'll live. I liked how it looked. And it's a teaser trailer, so I assume more will be mentioned later.

Edit: People keep linking the shitty iFilm streaming crap. This version is much better.

[Edited on Feb 22, 2005 by TedKoppel]

If they fuck up "A Scanner Darkly", I will find them all, I will in fact murder them, bury them, and then after a few years dig up their corpses just so I can skullfuck them.

Those are Steinberger-type guitars. I can't help but want one.

I guess Keanu's acting is so dry and wooden that they had to animate the whole movie

Oh, SNAP!

Oh yeah you heard me right

Dude, I can't believe you went there.

I'm teh hardcore

Hunh. I don't know... they freak me out. They look like a guitar with its head cut off.
(But the Flying-V design is most excellent...)

[Edited on Feb 22, 2005 by dictionary_girl]

This will be mild compared to the spinning he did when Total Recall was released.