NEWS: KoKo Good Gorilla. KoKo Love Titties.

has anyone considered that it is Francine Patterson, not Koko, who wanted the titties? And how did she discover the gorilla's fetish, if it is in fact real? Perhaps Ms. Patterson is sexually harassing Koko. This is one I would like to see P.E.T.A. go after...

it would explain why she refuses to mate.

I've heard that she likes girl nipples and boy nipples equally well. Perhaps she's just homo sapiens-sexual, and that's why the silverbacks get no love.

Ah, shit, I'm so funny.

i have small man boobs.
koko can see em any time.

Mo Money, Mo Problems. ~Koko

Mo Money, Mo Problems. ~Koko

Koko good. Koko love human titties.
AH. I would love to have seen that in my anthropology class when we watched her little video...

KOKO: *signs* "Show me your nipples or this damn researcher gets it. You think those banannas I've been saving are for me? How wrong you are!!!! Bare em or wear them" *pointing to nasty rotten bananna pile.

I think she's been allowed to watch too many episodes of "Girls gone Wild".

Is it bad that i'm kinda turned on by a ape making chicks get naked?

...Thus proving that Koko is, in fact, a middle-aged man in gorrila suit.

Damn, they got KoKo's gender wrong, but it's still funny:

http://www.threebrain.com/koko.html

But you bear them to all the member gorillas...

Has noone else seen the Robin Williams live on broadway?

When a gorilla's got you by the tits, you pay attention.

Is this the same gorilla that gave Jessie James a purple-nurple?

To prove her dykiness they should try offering her a trip to an organic foods store, ask if she wants to learn yoga, or see if she signs along to the music of such artists as Bitch and Animal or KD Lang or Ani DiFranco. Not that I would have ever done said activities....