NEWS: Penis Size Tied to Intellegence by Insane Professor

You know, this is interesting. I think it's true that if any kind of reputable study came up with a conclusion as politically incorrect as this, it probably would be attacked and suppressed, no matter how legitimate it were.

I don't think we're in danger of anything like that, though, because, as it is, I don't think it's possible to separate social and economic factors from any measurable perception of "smartness." Hell, I don't even think it's possible to objectively measure "smartness."

About the size of an elephants trunk.

Sometimes it's large
Sometimes it's small
Sometimes, when it's cold, it's nothing at all
But unlike the Doctor, who seems rather dumb
The only shit I produce comes out of my bum
I say let's grow bigger penises for geniouses;
preferably with batteries, so KellyLynn stops feeling inadequate and we're less likely to spread AIDS. Then we chaps will have morte time to practice shooting the dick off Dr. Rushton's head

WOW THAT SOUNDS SO FREAKING SCIENTIFIC

Damn right!

I never claimed to be Ron Jeremy or Woodrow Wilson, but neither my girlfriend nor my political science professors have ever complained.

Why bother with excellence when simply being "above average" will get you just as far in life? I'm not arrogant, I'm just better than you.

Now, about your big, beautiful cock...

Well played.

Anyone wondered yet why this man still has a job at UWO? Well, let me tell you. He has tenure. They can't fire him. My friend, an anthropolgy teacher at Fanshawe College in the same town as UWO told me that he was never this crazy until he got tenure, then slowly starting grading papers according to race without even reading the papers. Asians always got the highest marks, Causcasians in the middle, and Blacks got the lowest marks. That's why he does research on his own now, and doesn't teach any more classes.

He whipped out his cock.