FartyMcCrablice said:
i recently tried these penis enhancing pills. unfortunalty they didnt work. the only noticable gains occured when i actually stuffed the pills, 162 of them in all, up my urethra. an hour or so later i was having sex with my girlfriend and she seemed very pleased,then i ejaculated. the pills shot out at such a wicked velocity they obliterated her inards, traveled up her spinal cord and bounced around in her cranium like lotto balls. she has perminent brain damage. i still have sex with her regularly.

SHAZZAM!!

oh man, your the shit Farty! it aint no party without big Farty!

Obvious account sharing....dude, tell your girlfriend to get her own account.

Naw, I think this guy's legitimately out of his gourd.

Proximity alone leads me to believe that you are the expert on this one.

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

FEB 17, 2005 01:18 AM

delusion said:
Proximity alone leads me to believe that you are the expert on this one.

Madam, you wound me.

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

FEB 17, 2005 01:18 AM

plywooddoghouse

Canada

January 2005

FEB 17, 2005 08:12 AM

the dude just say a classic lawsuit op....and took it.

dumbasses.

dem_z

United Kingdom

June 2004

FEB 17, 2005 02:21 PM

dpk said:
Enzyte, at least, is advertised on TV. At least here in the US.

What? Really? *boggles*.

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delusion

Santa Barbara, CA

March 2004

FEB 17, 2005 01:18 AM

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

FEB 17, 2005 01:18 AM

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

FEB 17, 2005 01:18 AM

plywooddoghouse

Canada

January 2005

FEB 17, 2005 08:12 AM

dem_z

United Kingdom

June 2004

FEB 17, 2005 02:21 PM