why are there no cacti on the moon?

and the little critter's of nature
they don't know that they're ugly

that's very funny
a fly marrying a bumble bee

i told you i'd shoot!
but you didn't believe me!

WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME!?!?!?!



it's 11:03 and i'm drunk. do you know where your children are?

Uh oh.

dude. cacti are scary.


and...I always believe you. so there.

space cacti

that sounds pretty awesome.

Because you touch yourself at night.



Thanks for ruining the moon for the rest of us.

pssshhh. the moon was ruined long before i got there. the moon is such a ho. it gives that shit out to all them graffitti guys. that shit's all nasty.

that's HOEK............. not HOCH!!!!!!


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*in sponge monkey voice* I love the mooooooon! but not as much as cheeeeese.

i have children?
damn, i knew i shouldn`t have slept for so long.

slutty moon.

I ate them.

FORTY

SEVEN

MILLION

DOLLARS!!!!!!

I'VE HAD THIS ICECREAM BAR..... SINCE I WAS A CHILD! PEOPLE......ALWAYS TRYING TO TAKE IT FROM ME..... WHY CAN'T THEY LEAVE ME...... ALOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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our country reeks of trees
our yaks are really large
and they smell like rotting beef carcasses

and we have to clean up after them
and our saddle sores are the best
we proudly wear women's clothing
as searing sand blows up our skirts

and the buzzards they soar overhead
and poisonous snakes will devour us whole
our bones will bleach in the sun

and we will probably go to *splat*
and that is our great reward
for being the hero-o-oic
Canadian Kilted YAKSMEN!!!!



i can't believe i remember that

Who's the greatest mudskipper of them all?
Who can skip in the mud with the greatest of ease?
What kind of wonderful guy?

Who can crawl like a dog without scraping his knees?
Who's got segmented eyes?

It's Muddy Mudskipper, it's Muddy Mudskipper
It's the Muddy Mudskipper show!


wow...... this memory jog thing is getting creepy.

at least we now know exactly who didn't get any tang back in the mid-90's..........

I fall asleep to that song. Damn me for getting my father the dvds.

cacti are such assholes.

In my experience, green cheese is usually covered with cacti.



;p

Circle, circle, dot, dot now you got your cootie shot......

It seemed like the perfect time to say that.

oh ya!?!?! well....

square, square, underwear
now...i've got....the....baby bear?

ug.

no more drinky.

i'm going to bed.

seacrest out.

hahahahahaa! seacrest out.


I'll go to heaven now, for sure.

What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs
And over your neighbor's dog

It fits on your back
It's great for a snack.
It's log log log.

It's log,
It's log,
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.

It's log,
It's log,
It's better than bad, it's good.