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HelloCentral

HelloCentral

Saint Agatha, ME
February 2004

FEB 14, 2005 05:39 PM

FROM;MASTER HAZIZI DUDU,
ABIDJAN COTE D IVOIRE.
TELEPHONE 0022507514926.
DEAR,

I AM THE ONLY SON OF LATE BOGA DUDU THE MINISTER OF CIVIL DEFENCE IN PRESSENT POLITICAL REGIM HERE IN COTE D IVOIRE.IAM HAZIZI TWENTYYEARS OLD (20yrs) WITH MY LITTLE SISTER MARIAM OF SIXTEEN YEARS (16yrs)

OUR MOTHER DIED AT OUR TENDER AGES LAST FOUR YEAR(2000) AND OUR FATHER IS TAKING A VERY GOOD CARED OF US BEFORE HIS UNTIMELY DEATH DUE TO THE PRESSENT POLITICAL CRIES THAT STOMED HAVOK HERE IN COTE D IVOIRE SINCE LAST YEAR 29TH SEPTEMBER 2002.


THE REBELS WANT TO CHANGE THE PRESSENT POLITICAL PRESIDENT,ON THE PROCES MY FATHER WAS KILLED WITH OTHER CIVILIANS AND MILITARIES.
NOW OUR CONDITION IS BAD,NO MORE SCHOOLING,NO GOOD HOMAGE AND OTHER IMPORTANT ROLLS WE DO HAVE,WE ARE ASTRAY AND STRANDED DUE TO OUR CAREFULL FATHER IS NO MORE,

WE LEFT TO OUR MATERNAL HOMESINCE THAT TIME, MY FATHERS LAWYER VISITED US AND IMFORMED US THAT OUR FATHER DEPOSITED 20.5 MILLION DOLLARS (TWENTY MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THAUSAND DOLLARS)

BUT REGISTERED IT AS FORIEGN PARTNER HERE IN ABIDJAN.NOW HE SHOW US
ALL THE VITAL DOCUMENT COVERING THE MONEY BEARING FORIEGN PARTNER.
THAT IS WHY WE ARE SEEKING FOR A GOOD PERSON,TO APPLY AS OUR FATHER'S FORIEGN PARTNER.

URGENTLY NOW WE ARE LOOKING FOR A TRUST WORTHY FORIEGN PARTNER WHO WILL USE HIS PERSONAL ACCOUNT TO RETRIEVE THE MONEY.

WE AGREED TO OFFER THE PERSON 30% OF THE TOTAL AMOUNT AND 15% FOR ANY EXPENSES YOU MAY SPEND IN RETRIEVING THE MONEY.
INTEREST;


(1) TO CONTINUE OUR EDUCATION IN YOUR COUNTRY AND A TRUST WORTHY AND HONEST PERSON EITHER MAN OR WOMAN WHO CAN NOT CHEET THE ALPHANS WHO DONT HAVE PARENTS.


2)WHO WILL TREAT US LIKE OUR FATHER/MOTHER AND TO HELP US INVEST THE MONEY IN A LUCRATIVE VENTURE THAT WILL BENEFIT AND SUBSTAIN OUR LIFE TIME.


NOTE;

IF YOU CARE TO HELP AND ASSIST US CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY AND GOD WILL HELP YOU AS YOU ARE TRYING TO HELP THE ALPHANAGE.IN OUR DESTINGUISH LIFE,


WE ARE READY TO SERVE YOU TO YOUR SATISFACTION AND WE WANT TO COME OVER IMMEDIATELY.

THANKS,

HAZIZI AND MARIAM .

Yo_La_Jimbo

Yo_La_Jimbo

Miami, FL
December 2004

FEB 14, 2005 05:40 PM

Sounds like a good deal.

sadisticmika

sadisticmika

I'm lost
July 2004

FEB 14, 2005 05:41 PM

Back off man, that's MY business associate.

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Waldwick, NJ
June 2003

FEB 14, 2005 05:42 PM

Hey, I think they tried to buy my motorcycle! They wanted to send me a check for $10,000 more than i was asking and wanted me to wire the difference back! surreal

userERROR

userERROR

Canada
December 2004

FEB 14, 2005 05:45 PM

Thtats a fun looking phone number, lets phone!

JohnClement

JohnClement

Silver Spring, MD
January 2004

FEB 14, 2005 05:46 PM

All of those deposed African leaders used to be rolling in the dough.

Makko

Makko

Winter Haven, FL
February 2005

FEB 14, 2005 05:46 PM

I seen something on the news, don't know if it is the same scam. They counter fit money orders, and send them to your house address for you cash, then send them the cash. The moneys orders I saw on the news were US postal ones so it looks all legit. Crazy!!

PsychicGoldfish

PsychicGoldfish

HOPEFUL

Orono, ME

FEB 14, 2005 05:46 PM

question: could i possibly get sex out of this?

June

June

Canada
March 2004

FEB 14, 2005 05:48 PM

Master Dudu sounds like a sound businessman ,
I say trust him!

Yo_La_Jimbo

Yo_La_Jimbo

Miami, FL
December 2004

FEB 14, 2005 05:51 PM

There used to be a website that had hilarious exchanges between the scammers and peope who baited them. I couldn;t find it, but this is the closest I could find:



http://www.b2g4.com/boards/board.cgi?action=read&id=1102445763&user=akerenx

(Sample reply from scammer after like five exchanges: "I have gotten
your picture by my ritualist I am going to use african devil to kill you from here"


Oops, wait, this is the baiting site- check it out! The exchanges are classic

http://www.geocities.com/a_kerenx/

(Btw, the site was working when I posted, but now it's apparently overloaded.)



[Edited on Feb 14, 2005 by Yo_La_Jimbo]

PeetyMcGee

PeetyMcGee

New York, NY
November 2003

FEB 14, 2005 05:52 PM

They never return my phone calls or emails. They must suspect me of being CRAZY!

Moya

Moya

Milwaukee, WI
January 2005

FEB 14, 2005 05:55 PM

I get emailed pleas, too. They must be having issues. surreal

threejane

threejane

San Francisco, CA
November 2004

FEB 14, 2005 05:56 PM

No homage and no rolls? These alphans have it rough.

numbers

numbers

New York, NY
November 2002

FEB 14, 2005 07:31 PM

You should also be on the lookout for escrow services. When selling some big ticket items on the internet (such as kidneys for instance) some buyers might suggest that you join an escrow service that will release their deposited funds to you when they've determined the legitimacy of what you send them. Some might be for real, others are scams.

darwinsjoke

darwinsjoke

Virginia Beach, VA
July 2003

FEB 14, 2005 07:46 PM

so the ivory coast is trying to move in on nigeria's scam?

Yo_La_Jimbo

Yo_La_Jimbo

Miami, FL
December 2004

FEB 14, 2005 08:19 PM

This scam-baiting site is even better. The guy poses as David Lee Roth and gets scammers to send him pictures.

http://www.geocities.com/scamjokepage/index.html