NEWS: Mom Beats Children For Not Rolling Joints

Maybe if she threw beer BOTTLES and not cans that kid would do what he was told.

"What if the can was full? That would hurt!"

Well yeah... but then you have a beer to help numb the pain.

wow.

funniest news topic responses since the hitler letter.

woot.

now i have a strange craving for a beer and a joint. and to throw stuff.

I usually threaten to hang mine by their thumbs from the celing. With roach clips.

Seriously, beating your kid for not rolling a joint is fucked up.

Now, if he were bogarting the shit...well, that's just asking for an asswhoopin'. Knamsayin'?

Actually, I think the real truth is, some people just SHOULDN'T have children.


I second that.

Hell, I remember my friends parents used to throw these crazy parties. I was 14 or so. We would fuck with the grow ups till his dad would throw full beer cans at us, and we called that a good time. Kids these days
thats alchohol abuse isnt it?

my dad nailed me with a lawn-jart (before the game was made illegal).

as dumb as this sounds he still had the good sense too keep me away from his narcotics.

Jesus.. you wouldn't think her aim with a knife would be that good when stoned, that b**** has skillz, yo.

I second it!

I second that.

Hell, I remember my friends parents used to throw these crazy parties. I was 14 or so. We would fuck with the grow ups till his dad would throw full beer cans at us, and we called that a good time. Kids these days
thats alchohol abuse isnt it?

oops. third it!

That movie was grand!!!
Weed makes em go crazy and have lots of sex.
Muwhahahahahaha

Look on the brightside, momma won't be coming back.
And if she does handcuffs go back on if she starts anything again.