jstone: your virtual drinkbot

Alright, I cant decide what to drink tonight, or how much so here goes. I have scotch, vodka(that really fucks me up) beer, brandy, red wine,and baileys. So my liver is in your hands.

Well, unless you have a romantic companion, I suggest not getting drunk on wine. For me, wine exists to enjoy matched with a meal or to get happy with a loved one. If you can get hammered on Bailey's, I commend you. I can drink a fifth of it and still walk a tightrope.

I suggest brandy or scotch, depending on which you enjoy more.

Scotch, baby... it's all about scotch.

Save your liver, roll a joint.

umm...what do you think inspired me to offer my liver for amusment? heh...liver.

Do a suicide. Mix a ll the above and let us know how it turns out. We can call it a smashy. Because if you drink that it will give ya the splashies.

that is fucking terrible. GAH!

scoth. always scotch. you'll last longer too

So which booze won?

Yeah. I was in London on New Years. One of my friends says to me "hey dude! Wanna do a round of carbombs?" I can't express how relieved I was that he asked me before stumbled to bar and ordered two.

sounds......interesting, Ill put that on my grocery list (who am I kidding, it is my grocery list)

i'd go with either a few beers or some scotch.