Have you made up a drink???

I know I have been tired of the run of the mill drinks offered at our fav drinking establishments. I made this one up for a frinde and her 30th b-day.

Drink name is = Daddy I'm a titty dancer.

Southern Comfort 1oz,
Absolut Citron 1oz.
Bacardi lemon 1 oz.
topped of with Red bull and severed chilled..

For a more festive dispaly place 151 and light.

Tried once in college. All we had in the house was limes, habanero sauce and montezuma tequila. Sooo, soak lime wedge in habanero sauce, shoot tequila, suck lime wedge. The first guy who tried one winced like he'd just sat on his balls, and said "fuck yo momma! That was horrible!"

We named it the "fuck yo momma"

Trust me on this, you're gonna want to stop after the 6th one.

here you go

mexican revolution:

rocks glass--shot clear and gold tequila, top with corona.

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[Edited on Feb 13, 2005 by katiebarthedoor]

this made me think of a really funny story. one night, my friends and I were making fun of porn and were determined to spend the night inventing a drink called the gaping asshole. I couldn't stop laughing the whole time and ended up choking and and peeing my pants.

our group does have our own drink called chocolate lab. it's a packet of hot chocolate and khalua.

Um... Mix Blood of Virgin Brides w/ a Whiskey chaser... I call it, the Maladjusted Goth Kid

Ron Howard: Homer. Do I smell vodka and wheat grass?
Homer: Yeah, it's a new drink, I call it a lawnmower. Want one?
Ron Howard: Yeah!

That's actually exactly what I was thinking.

Also, I'm going to take a guess that people who use the term 'titty dancer' are often not in the presence of said, 'titties' except behind the business end of a lonesome dollar.

Pangalactic Gargleblaster

i made a drink called jameson on the rocks. it also varies as a jameson neat.

bloody csrew:
3oz. stoli cherry vodka
8oz. orange juice
1 oz grenadine.
red baron:
8oz red bull
2 oz jagermiester
2 oz johnny walker red.

Opps didn't think to look there!!

Fuzzy Pink Handcuffs
1oz Gin
1 1/2 oz Sprite
1 1/2 oz Pink Lemonade
1/2 oz Rose's Lime

Soooo sickly sweet.

Well the Name wouldn't be a catchy If we were to name it per say Daddy I'm a Professional stripper. Come on, were your since of marketing?

Everytime I get juiced enough to make up drinks, I think they're great, pass out and forget what they were, then cry inside due to the massive trauma that comes with mixing grain alchohol and diesel fuel, or whatever the nights special was. uggg...

sex in a wheelchair

rum
lemon vodka
peach scnapps


a couple shots of this and you won't be able to feel your legs.

i diddnt make it up, but i tip my hat to the man who came up with the Cement Mixer.

ive only served one in my life. it made me sick to watch her drink it.

On a biblical theme one night we tried really hard to invent The Head of John The Baptist, but we couldn't figure out the perfect variation to keep it from being a bloody brains, other than it must be brought on a silver platter of course.l

When I was a lame kid in high school and everyone was drinking Mr Boston vodka, I thought I was the coolest kid in the world when I invented Amaretto and Coke. We all now know that to be false.

I am partial to my Raspberry Absoloute and OJ.

that is great!!

i'm seriously going to think about this one now. i'll try and come up with something.

i invented amaretto and 7up.

Cool, let me know what you come up with, I want to try it.

I like plain drink. my fave mix is Blue Island pucker with Walmart's Clear American Peach water. (half n half). yum.

In a drunken stupor we started mixing Jager and Mt. Dew and it somehow became dubbed a Carmel-dick Butt Dart. I have no fucking clue where that came from, but once I said it, it stuck. It's funny 4 years later people coming over and asking "hey, make up some Carmel Dick Butt Darts". I laugh my ass off.

Yeah, the best drinks are the ones you make up when should have stopped drinking hours ago. Is it a coincidence that both of my drinks have homosexual themes? ...I was drunk!!!

Two Gay Men Having Sex:
"At first it's rather repulsive,
but then it starts to grow on you..."

3 oz. of Jagermiester
1 can Dr. Pepper


The Joto

1.5 oz. of Peach Schnapps
1.5 oz. of the cheapest tequila you can find, plastic jug a must. (our choice, Hombre Tequila)
4 oz. Chocolate Milk

'Joto' is a mexican slang word for a gay male. So that's what we named this fruity brown drink.